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Kole, 29
United States, Tennessee, Soddy Daisy

Offline, last seen Tue, 03 Feb 2026 10:11:04

About Me

I am tired of the bus station dating scene. I find it snobby and pretentious. I want to meet a real person that lives in three, possibly four, dimensions. I am sick of playing games, especially twister. This is because I am colorblind. I enjoy many things like hanging out by my toes, Towers of Hanoi and things that end in -teria or -mania. I don't eat baby spinach, baby corn or any other less than fully developed vegetable. You shouldn't contact me if you do. You monster. Bonus points if you describe yourself as looking like some famous person, use texting acronyms in your paragraph or make a duck face in your photographs. You must have a credit score between ***and 710. Not good enough to buy a rental property, but not so bad that you don't get at least ***pre-Spam is only good in a Monty Python kind of way. Unless you are John Cleese, don't spam me. Personal ads have come a long way, haven't they? Me being the urban planner that I am would suggest that *** finding ways that people can meet online we *** our cities in a way that facilitates spontaneous interactions among strangers. But I digress...I'm awesome. And I bet you are too. I take my career seriously, but I don't take myself seriously. I prefer crunchy peanut butter and I'd rather walk a mile than spend 2 minutes in a car. I'm very active - I bike, yoga, tennis, run and dance. I drink Campari and Fernet (when the occasion calls for) and will send back a cortado if what they gave me is a macchiato (Starbucks ruined coffee for everyone) You are smart, ambitious, independent and are sexy and you know it. You know how to dress and when to spoil yourself. You like to travel, but understand that there's a difference between a vacation and a lifestyle. You are passionate... About life, about people, about your aspirations. You know your worth and won't compromise, even when it's convenient. Under the Sea.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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