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Brant, 28

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About Me

So this is the part where I am supposed to follow that meetville template which tells me: "If you want to be successful and not waste anybody's time then do this...." Better yet, I can just go on about how nice, sociable, friendly and boring I am... another listless profile? Yeah...I'm gonna go ahead and skip that banal template so if that's what you expected then I'm glad to disappoint.What you're still here? Alright, well that apparently means that you must either be Awesome, or at the very least your attention span extends slightly further than that of a lobotomized ferret. I'm leaning towards the latter but either way, here are some facts about me:Versatile and open-minded would be the toned down version. Precariously addictive and inimitable in character are much more fitting. I've participated in and am open to many experiences and unless you intend to go free diving with Great Whites (which scare the sh*t outta' me), I'll most definitely be down.I find sports and outdoor activities just as much fun as corpsing on the couch and enjoying a great movie (e.g. love playing v-ball on the beach, running/working out, and skiing/boarding in the winter). Traveling and exploring are among other things I also enjoy, but if truth be told, with the right person skipping rocks can be a blast.My taste in music is with out a doubt multifarious; if catchy I'll listen to anything from classical to rap... However; under threat of bodily injury I'd have to say I listen to rock/alternative more then most other types =).I enjoy the company of people who are individualistic, honest and true to both those around them as well as themselves. I neither consider putting up a facade to impress others as attractive, nor is it my style. I am always myself and am not afraid to speak my mind or voice an aberrant point of view. That's right, if you're full of sh*t, I will let you know... The good news? I am not a hypocrite so you can always return the favor.With out a doubt I have a care free attitude, I go with the flow and avoid stress like the plague... However; I have mastered some phenomenal stress relief techniques, although the pre-requisite for these MAY involve a significant reduction of attire . I enjoy sarcasm and good humor, having a great time in a laid back manner is what I aim for. Honor, honesty and integrity are values I hold in high regard, despite the fact that they have died off in popularity. I will do no such thing however; the best is always much sweeter when discovered in person. Ahh, the quintessence of a magical first date; a scintillating moment full of chemistry, fulfilled desires and expanding… WTF? I’ll take you to the park where we'll sit Indian style and have a staring contest. In the glimmer of sunset I’ll trip you while we’re walking down the board walk. We’ll get inebriated and watch the princess bride in 3D. After that it’s off to some Monopoly so I can facilitate your imaginary financial ruin, and then bake some 30 minute brownies in 15 minutes flat… Is good?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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