SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
-
VincentOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
im staying with my buddy that got me the job. I have my career set now just need that girl by my side. But other than that I like playing softball and poker in my free time. If there's anything else you want to know send me a message. Oh and you know it's funny all you girls say you want a good guy and sick of all the ***holes, well I'm a good guy and and all you girls never get back to me. I know you don't know me but I'm that nice guy that gets f###ed over all the time. Oh and I'm not interested in really big girls. I'm not getting any younger so and would love to have kids in my near future. I'm kinda quiet till I feel comfortable around you because I've been f***ed over so many times but I don't give up hope. There's someone for everyone in this world I'm just trying to find her. Maybe dinner at a nice restaurant and some drinks while walking down the beach getting to know each other.
-
KoleOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
I am tired of the bus station dating scene. I find it snobby and pretentious. I want to meet a real person that lives in three, possibly four, dimensions. I am sick of playing games, especially twister. This is because I am colorblind. I enjoy many things like hanging out by my toes, Towers of Hanoi and things that end in -teria or -mania. I don't eat baby spinach, baby corn or any other less than fully developed vegetable. You shouldn't contact me if you do. You monster. Bonus points if you describe yourself as looking like some famous person, use texting acronyms in your paragraph or make a duck face in your photographs. You must have a credit score between ***and 710. Not good enough to buy a rental property, but not so bad that you don't get at least ***pre-Spam is only good in a Monty Python kind of way. Unless you are John Cleese, don't spam me. Personal ads have come a long way, haven't they? Me being the urban planner that I am would suggest that *** finding ways that people can meet online we *** our cities in a way that facilitates spontaneous interactions among strangers. But I digress...I'm awesome. And I bet you are too. I take my career seriously, but I don't take myself seriously. I prefer crunchy peanut butter and I'd rather walk a mile than spend 2 minutes in a car. I'm very active - I bike, yoga, tennis, run and dance. I drink Campari and Fernet (when the occasion calls for) and will send back a cortado if what they gave me is a macchiato (Starbucks ruined coffee for everyone) You are smart, ambitious, independent and are sexy and you know it. You know how to dress and when to spoil yourself. You like to travel, but understand that there's a difference between a vacation and a lifestyle. You are passionate... About life, about people, about your aspirations. You know your worth and won't compromise, even when it's convenient. Under the Sea.