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Mckenzie, 28

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About Me

Right, me...geeky, clumsy, happy, extremely sarcastic, optimistic, severely lacking in common sense and laugh far too much at anything remotely funny / stupid. Well, I think I've sold myself pretty well there? Ha!; the coast,My house,Food,Cute smiles,My friends,Good music,The Barbican,AVFC,Monkies! :DGood horror films - Ie; House of ***Corpses etc...Music -..My job,Golf,Happy & optimistic peopleJD,Anyone who wants to teach me how to play the guitar!;)Lastly...ground rules! If you meet any of the following criteria, don't message me because you probably wont get a reply...You're orange.You have pictures of yourself pouting in nightclub toilets on here.You have pictures of your car on here.You have 'modelling' pictures or calendar girls pictures on here, shows a real lack of class.You wear hideous and ugly sunglasses.You wear 3 inch thick layers of makeup.You can't use their, they're and there properly.Your life revolves around *** lyk diz.You watch Geordie Shore, Big Brother or any of that other guff.You have pictures of yourself in the gym on here, (seriously...why?).You have too many cats.Anyway, if you've got this far and you fancy chatting feel free to drop me a message, I'm a pretty friendly guy :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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