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About Me

Ok so I'm Mikey. Changed my Bio as felt the need to take the biscuit out of some of the young ladies on here... Wow! To the demanding lol (makes me laugh) I read on most of the female fish profiles: 'Do's and Donts' Don't message me if you have your abs outDon't message me if you have a picture of your car Tall men onlyBlah blah blah.... makes me laugh at the sheer cheek! Lol therefore I have popped up a couple of points I'd like to put across that are general guideline back at you from us male fishes!Don't message us if all your pictures are pouting! It don't look good.... If you think a pout looks better than your natural smile... I suggest change your lipstick or collagen! :)Don't message us if you not smiling... I want to see if your teeth are all there and straight! Don't message us if all your photos are full of your friends, cause if your friends more attractive than you it's a problem! :) Don't message us if you don't like muscles or ripped physique... Stick to the cellulite and muffin tops on here! :)that should cover it! :D.haha Just messing. Shouldn't take any of this too seriously, just seeing if there are any like minded people who I can connect with and maybe build on some rapport! Again.... I don't see why I should put a lonely hearts ad here in this section trying to sell myself and my personality when there's people out there with all of the above!! so I join the masses...... It's just banter... 'You stay classy POF' I love to romance! I really do but no ones getting romanced on a first date! Lets be honest.....It'll be short sweet and to the point! If there's a good vibe and its comfortable the second date is where the journey begins! :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Japhet

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    Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35

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