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Diklah, 30
United States, Pennsylvania, Gibsonia

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Bbm 7bd***Wanna know anything ask until then hears a joke for u ;) Sunday School : Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? " When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior? ", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? " Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half! " The Teacher fainted." Seeing as nobody reads these things I thought I'd tell a joke lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37

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    Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33

    Hey I'm John, thanks to all who will take the time to read this. I'm 26 and I live alone in my wee bachelor pad ;)A little about me is that I'm fun, easygoing, generous and caring and i love a laugh. I go to the gym couple times a week I do boxing and play football 7asides.I like spending time with friends and family but I always make time for my partner and I'm a man of my word! I like going away for the odd night or weekend and of course love to go on holidays. (somewhere sunny n warm) I love nights in cuddling with Movies or nights out for dinner n pubs etc.I'm generally looking for friendship to begin with then if we both feel it could go somewhere then enter a relationship but ideally I'm not looking for my next gf I'd like my last gf if you get me. So girls who want a grown up relationship only please lol, I'm looking for someone who's decent, reliable, honest and fun to be with. My passion lies in cars do I enjoy working on engines and driving about, love the random road trips as well :) Anything you want to ask please feel free :)Add me on *** "John Adam" Couple of drinks to begin with just a so we're both relaxed, hate being uncomfortable on dates lol But I'm game for something fun and to embarass myself as well like go carts or bowling, even mini golf lol But seen as I'm a gentleman ladies choice ;)

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    Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37

    Hi! So this is me, on a dating website for the first time ever, after shall we say some "unforeseen circumstances" in the relationship game. Not looking for anything serious, just wanna have some fun, have a laugh, and just generally do stuff that I haven't been able to for the last few years, and meet some cool people along the way! x Will give (almost) anything a go!

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