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Diklah, 30
United States, Pennsylvania, Gibsonia

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Bbm 7bd***Wanna know anything ask until then hears a joke for u ;) Sunday School : Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? " When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior? ", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? " Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half! " The Teacher fainted." Seeing as nobody reads these things I thought I'd tell a joke lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Pop R&B American Spanish Thai Adult Drama
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  • Ebenezer from Gibsonia | Man | 27 years old | Scorpio
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    Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34

    Hey, what you supposed to write??? Here goes....Hi, I like going out with my friends or taking my children out to various places. I love holidays ... Seriously, love them!I enjoy going to festivals, music is a big part of my life being a dj!I have tattoos and piercing but not too extreme.-)). I also have my children fairly regular and got a set routine.I enjoy building things, I love working with my hands, wood work, brick laying, I try everything. I also enjoy cooking and trying to recreate my fav foods!I'm a sucker for a nice smile!I'm looking for a girl that can make me laugh and someone to enjoy life with, nice meals, day trips,etc.. I like watching films. Tell me your top 5!?If you’re still interested in talking to me and finding out more please message me.

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    Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 25-39

    Single and looking for someone fun, cool to hang out with and go on some dates with

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  • Brysen from Gibsonia | Man | 27 years old | Sagittarius
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    Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34

    Hi, well as you can probably gather I'm new to this but my friend recommended it to me so thought I would try it out!Not gonna bore you with all my interests on here, but do ask!Interested in having fun and meeting new people. First date probably a casual drink to get to know each other more.

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