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United States, Pennsylvania, Gibsonia

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Bbm 7bd***Wanna know anything ask until then hears a joke for u ;) Sunday School : Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? " When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior? ", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? " Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half! " The Teacher fainted." Seeing as nobody reads these things I thought I'd tell a joke lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for some fun with a girl who is confident within herself and can be silly without worrying too much about what others think. I'm looking to meet someone that likes to learn and try new things and who is also up for getting slightly pickled every so often.I'm a freelance illustrator so I do tend to get on really well with creative types of people. This isn't to say I wouldn't get on well with anyone, I'll talk to most people. Being a creative person I like to get out with my camera and explore. I'm a bit of a geek when it comes to anything to do with nature (love nature programs). I do also like to see curves on women, can't think of anything worse than a woman who is skinny to the point of looking ill. If you want to say hello then message me and I'll get back to you!

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