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DiklahOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Bbm 7bd***Wanna know anything ask until then hears a joke for u ;) Sunday School : Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? " When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior? ", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? " Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half! " The Teacher fainted." Seeing as nobody reads these things I thought I'd tell a joke lol
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ModestoOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Hi all well about me, I enjoy spending time with friends and family of which i have strong family values.i have a niece and nephew who i love more than anything in the world and have another 1 on the way but after being single for nearly a year now I've decided to try something new and that is my time in life to finally find that special miss right and settle down so here i am.I love 70s disco and 80s music and also love all sorts of different movies and tv from eras going back to the 60s. I am a good listener an easy person to talk too and i do not judge.i enjoy going out for dinner and doing the romantic things but theres nothing i love more than cooking a nice meal and having a lovely big long snuggle watching a film with a bottle.i love having a laugh and a fooling around but am also a responsible reliable and i like to think trust worthy person.
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DexterOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Im a happy go lucky sort of guy ! love a road trip and an adventure ! I have lived all over UK , met some amazing people! Looking to meet people and see where it takes us ! Don't really have a type as such , just looking for someone who has a personality to go with the physical attraction ! ....... sorry if I don't reply straight away , I'm not on hear often ! Starting to enjoy the nights in now ! Not to say I don't like going out just easy either way lol I'm also house trained and tend to smile alot .Happy fishing! Something abit different!