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Randolph, 27
United States, Alabama, Hayden

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About Me

If you are looking for a guy with bulging muscles, a fancy car, and/or the intellectual capacity of a clam, "It ain't me you're looking for, babe" (points if you know who penned that quote). However, if you are looking for a "good guy" who is athletic, funny, chill, loyal, creative, random, nerd-tastic, and capable of blowing your mind or other sensory organs, that's me.Since this seems to be mandatory to mention: I have a lot of friends (my best-friend is female, so don't get jealous) and family and care about them deeply (some more than others), I have been blessed with a slew of awesome little cousins who I am very close with.I work part time and volunteer part time. Being involved in the #Occupy movement has compelled me to get into local politics to change the system from the inside. I was elected to my first public office in ***and am currently serving on a Neighborhood Council.I don't believe in hierarchy based on gender, race, creed, income level, or any other socioeconomic factors, but I do believe in the need for federated government.I was studying to become an Archeologist at CSUN and graduated with a BA in Anthropology (and Sustainability) but after much soul-searching, I realized that the lessons I have learned from the Archaeological and Ethnographic records can help this society become a more equitable and sustainable one, so I am pivoting towards what I hope will be a long term career serving the needs of the 99%, especially by working to transform LA from the autopia it is today to the multi-modal city it was supposed to be.I love to cook because it's the only form of art I know of that doesn't require one to starve! I am working on phasing out processed foods and phasing in more fresh/ local plant-based foods and shifting my go-to protean source from beef to pork because it's more sustainable to raise pigs than cows. If you keep a plant-based diet, I can work with that but I don't want to be guilt-tripped about eating meat, I'm Jewish, I have enough guilt to deal with already.My sense of humor ranges from a really dry sarcasm to really cheesy puns.I love long(skate)boarding and it along with mass transit (another passion of mine) are my main means of getting around, I am a New Yorker born in the wrong city.I used to write a lot of poetry but I've been finding it harder to write the kind of political poetry since filling my mental plate with so many other pursuits.I am a Jew and was raised Reform, but much of my cosmology and ethos is more akin to Hindu or Buddhist beliefs, I refuse to keep Kosher or any dietary structure that forbids me from having bacon cheese burgers, lobster or any other food that makes life worth living.I could copy and paste a long list of all my favorite bands but it's much easier to summarize by style and era, that being said I like ***s***' protest-folk, ***s Rockabilly, late ***s acid/hard rock, mid-70s glam rock, late 70's- early 80's punk rock (and some metal), 90's pop-punk, alternative and rap-rock, ***s Ethno-punk (Ie. Gogol Bordello, Flogging Molly etc), and select new music that sounds like or has the sprint of anything I listed.I play bass, banjo and sing with varying degrees of success depending on what I've been practicing. Drugs are synthesized in labs not grown (your parents or D.A.R.E. rep lied to you). My general rule of non-alcoholic mind-altering substances is "if it's not green I won't touch it".Ideally, I would like to settle down and start a family within the next 5 years with a woman from a different ethnic/genetic background than my own Ashkenazim Jewish heritage, who would be down for raising Jewish/Pantheistic/Whovian kids because we will never put an end to racism if we keep sticking to 'our own kind' when we pick partners and subscribing to only one faith. I know the trend is to reproduce later in life, but I was a demanding kid and I want to have kids while I still have the energy to keep up with them. First dates have a nasty tendency to degenerate into awkward interviews, to help prevent that I am a fan of going to museums, cool areas of town, meeting for beverages (milkshakes,cocktails, coffee, etc.) and/or going to the arcade (I get a little competitive playing mini-golf though). Dinner and a Movie dates are more of a 2nd+ date kinda thing because you can't get to know each other over 7.2 surround sound.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Jewish

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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