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About Me

Hello, hello, welcome to my profile!!!Sooooo hey, Well ok, what to write, hmmmm, I used to think i was indecisive, but I'm not sure anymore.I'm originally from the West Midlands, I should tell you what i like to do for fun, I guess, well I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their social skills. Just kidding, or am I (you know who you are).**stard that's terrible. They say "we are what we eat", that's funny, because I don't remember ever eating an absolute legend. ;-)In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on the most useful curses. I would kill to win the Nobel Peace prize. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes,,,,,,,lol. I would like to date perhaps find a long-term soul crushing descent into alcoholism . Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 18 and rehash mother issues with women over 43, anyway enough of my ramble, come say "Hi" and lets chat..... Dont have nightmares, do sleep well. When I was 14 ;-).

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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