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Demetrius, 28

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About Me

Northern guy just moved down to work at a local design consultancy. I cook, I clean, I sew, I learnt those things from my Father. My Mother taught me how to make jokes based on stereotypical perceptions of gender. I'm a spectacular hugger. I make the best Mojitos you've ever tasted. Ron Burgundy would swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Sushi is my favourite food group. Mums love me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the fullest and most symetrical christmas trees. I eat soup, I'm a go-getter. I sleep once a day.Anything else just ask.. I want to stare in your eyes like a weirdo. I want to kick your feet and try to trip you when you walk in front of me. I want you to open the doors for ME and whenever I enter a room, you whistle the theme song to Top Gun.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35

    After seeing someone on here with a huge essay about their personality I thought I should add some more about me.I work as an Architect for a development company. I love my work and am very career focused but enjoy my free time and am looking for someone to enjoy it with. I love to travel and holiday whenever possible. I play as much sport as possible, mainly football and tennis but am willing to try anything. I go to the gym as much as possible, which, just like most others is when I can be bothered... I like to think I am intelligent, witty and can hold a conversation but hopefully you will find that out. It is very hard to talk about yourself I have just realised.I am looking for someone to have a good time with, if it goes further than a few dates great, if not I would like to think you had an alright time getting to know me.Having just moved house recently, staying in and watching movies is one of my usual "hobbies"Send me a message if you like what you hear but please don't just say hi something original and funny gets my attention much more. Enjoy. Relaxed drinks or dinner...

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