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Grunstad2OuOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-38
Hi! My name is Grunstad2Ou. I am divorced catholic caucasian man without kids from Homer, Alaska, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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LarryOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
About me:-- My mum's a doctor, my dad's a dentist, my brother's a doctor and I work in advertising. I've been assured I'm not actually adopted.- I work as a 'global planner'.- I have a metal plate in my foot. It doesn't set off the scanners in airports.- A lot of people have asked if I've had my teeth whitened. I haven't.- Some people look better in photos than they do in real life. I am not one of those people.- The worst chat up line I've ever had was "will you go out with me?"- I'm neither here nor there about marmite.- It really annoys me when someone speaks whilst I'm interrupting.- I always pay for dinner.About you:- You don't have webbed feet. The best first date you'll have this week. Guaranteed.
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FinneganOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Welcome motherhumpers to my extremely badass, metal laced, seizer inducing dating profile of rum, metal, hair and violence, ok no violence since I love puppies and kittens.I've been here for a while and have re-written this damn thing so often that I honestly think this will be the last time I will re-write...unless I get a sex change or get involved in a motorcycle accident.What is there to say, I have a lot of hair and a mighty big beard that what make Zeus's balls tingle with excitement, ok its not that massive yet but it will, oh it will be.I'm into metal as you have no doubt guess at this point although I do listen to less hectic music to meditate to or to get over a hangover from hell. At the moment I'm giving University a good long while Hiatus whilst I work customer service full time and move to a better house...But I'll be back!I enjoy Hiking, Biking and not crashing on said bike.I enjoy sewing and meditating when I'm not out crashing on bikes or out headbanging at a metal club with friends. Ask me to repair your clothes and I'd happily do it, but ask nicely.Don't take it the wrong way if you message me and I don't reply, chances are that I feel like you aren't my type and I would only feel like I'm leading you on if I do respond. I'm not here to make friends but I'm not here to satisfy sexual urges...I can do that on my own. I'm here for serious dating so time wasters need not apply. So yeah, no text speakers and No Chavy ghetto queens. Also anyone who is Homophobic,racist,sexist or just an intolerant butthole...don't even think about messaging me...you smell! Hiking, cycling to somewhere out in the wilderness or a glass of something strong in a dirty dingy dive bar.