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About Me

Hey, I’m JoeyYou’re already here, so keep reading. Most of the girls on this site are a waste of time. I speak three languages, I’ve been robbed 7 times in three different cities, I cook better than anyone in your family, I spend my free time at the animal shelter, and I love 90s cartoons. I live in a horrible city, with horrible people, horrible buildings, horrible everything. If you’re horrible, this won’t work. If you have kids, this won’t work. You’re getting 100s of messages on here a day, and they’re miserable. Here’s your chance. Find something interesting, or don’t. Wasting time on a dating site is the worst. Don’t be a stranger…say hi First dates need two things: ***we need to be able to talk and get to know eachother, and ***we need to have fun. Movies are the worst, and every guy on here wants to see a movie. Awful. Lets go duckpin bowling in the ghetto. Lets grab coffee and find some weird event to crash. If we can’t talk and have fun, I can’t get to know you. And if I can’t get to know you, then what’s the point of this? Let’s have fun. If you can’t come up with anything, you know I will.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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