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Kenaz, 27
United States, Washington, Toppenish

Offline, last seen Thu, 25 Dec 2025 17:39:36

About Me

**** 1st off, im tired of sending messages & have hardly anyone respond back so if you are interested, message me cuz im done messaging girls on this site. You girls are too damn picky & selective on here. I am the type of boyfriend that all you girls fall in love with in all those stupid love stories you girls watch, but your so selective that you overlook nice & amazing guys like me.*******Also, if you are overweight or obese, please dont bother. I am not being a jerk, but we are all single here and we are all looking to find someone attractive. I workout to keep myself looking good, and if you weigh more than me and/or have a gut, you just arent the one for me.***“In life, people tend to wait for good things to come to them. And by waiting, they miss out. Usually, what you wish for doesn't fall in your lap; it falls somewhere nearby, and you have to recognize it, stand up, and put in the time and work it takes to get to it. This isn't because the universe is cruel. It's because the universe is smart. It has its own cat-string theory and knows we don't appreciate things that fall in our laps."I am a practical joker, and love to be funny. Please have a sense of humor!I like spontaneous road trip getaways to nowhere in particular for the weekend or a week, with you in the passenger seat, preferably.I give flowers just because, and love giving surprises.I am not a slob that sits on his bum when we are together, i value the time i share with someone that i care about.I can trust you unless you give me a reason not too. But if all your friends are dudes than that is just awkward.I have never been a jealous guy unless you have broken that trust.I have and will never cheat. It is morally wrong and I value a girl that takes care of me too much to screw things up.My priorities in a relationship are as follows (roughly that order of importance):1) TRUST >ive been cheated on in the past.2) COMMUNICATION > kinda follows the trust thing too, but i like to hear about your day cuz i actually care.3) COMPATIBILITY> i hate going to bed mad or upset with each other at all. We need to be able to compromise rather than try to win battles.4) RELIGION/ FAITH > I dont go every sunday but I try. It is a part of me,5) SEX & INTIMACY> we need to be sexually compatible & share the same understanding of importance of intimacy together (Not PDA)^ANYTHING ELSE YOU MAY HAVE A QUESTION ON, PLEASE MESSAGE ME.Soon to be an Elementary Education teacher. I will graduate winter ***!!! I hope to have a 4th grade class soon there after! I love:-dogs -pizza--DJing-sushi-hockeyYada yada yada Honestly, if you've even made it this far reading my profile, I am surprised. So, given that, a big F-you to all those girls.On that note, Lets go on a scavenger hunt!......or pick strawberries (so we can chat too)......or coffee or drinks so I can at least get to know you!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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Adventure Biography Horror Music Soccer / Football
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