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Wolfe, 28
United States, Washington, Selah

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About Me

Here are your options:Option 1: We dress up as cops and both don moustaches. We'll walk downtown and cleanup this city of jaywalkers and litterbugs. If we find the time, maybe direct some traffic as a tandem. So, pack a whistle and white gloves.Option 2: We watch your two favorite movies and you talk about your feelings and life story while I listen intently without speaking. After those hours have passed, I remove that cardboard cutout of me that you've been hanging with and off we go to the zoo. We'll challenge the lion to a roaring contest and tap on the glass of the polar bear exhibit like we were at an aquarium.Option 3: We wear our best smedium shirts and bring a clip board with a list to the petting zoo. Then, begin to act as if we're strip club bouncers telling kids, "You're not on the list. You'll have to wait." To the ones that make it in, "There is a two juice box minimum, no touching of the animals, but you may throw your grains at them."

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Bluegrass Blues Hardcore Mexican Documentary Cricket
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