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Let me start out by saying one day I will be on a Plenty of Fish commercial gazing into the love of my life's eyes saying I found happiness on Plenty of fish. Thats my dream first and foremost. Now a little bit about me...I'm a firm believer in the douchebag mentality. My mom taught me how to treat a lady! I believe in splitting checks on a first date only because I want an independent woman. But don't be offended if my credit card gets declined when we go to pay....I'm a pay you tomorrow type of guy! Now I know some of you ladies are falling in love already but hold up not so fast I like to take things slow. These are qualities you can only find in a special type of guy, and trust me I am special. I don't have a car but I can borrow my moms when ever I want to. Now that may seem like a red flag to some of you but hold on here's the bonus.....She has a handicap sticker in the window so I get front row parking where ever we go. Can you say door side service....Hows that for being a gentleman. I know I know I seem conceded because Im bragging about all my winning qualities but it's not all good ladies I'm a big believer in fairness so your going to have to give me gas money. My mom expects me to pay so your going to have to chip in. I wear a fanny pack to keep all my gear in. Nothing worse than a fat wallet in my skinny jeans....You know what i'm saying...Enough said. Sexy I know! say no more......If you got this far it means you have a sense of humor and I appreciate that! Maybe we go get matching lower back tattoos or play kick the can in my low income apartment complex.....Only because it's cheap and I only get paid once a month. GOD I HATE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND WELFARE. You would think with six kids and five different moms I would get some preferential treatment for EFFORT! I know i'm preaching to the choir! Hey message me and I will give you my pager number. Hit me on my beeper and as soon as I find a pay phone well set something up! Use the code ****it's my porno password for gaymidget.com! Step up ladies the competition is thick...Ive got five star first gear.....(youll have to be 25 or older to get that ***LOVE !!!!!!PEACE

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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