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Tiarnach, 29
United States, Washington, Monroe

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About Me

First off, this site a bit of a joke, I know, but I made the profile because I think it's worthwhile, and I don't feel like I'm totally wasting my time. ...we'll see, lol. If the right girl comes along I'm ready, but I'm not in a rush to get in a relationship, just looking for someone who finds my mildly offensive sense of humour hilarious to go on dates with and see what happens. I feel my qualities as a person far exceed my ability to internet-market myself, but here goes.Me? I'm searching for all the things that make that special someone worth going through this crap! ...put myself in a box lol. Now allow me to sound pretty lame while I try to describe myself: I'm tall, hilarious, and possibly charming. Successful and driven. I'm a dreamer and I've got big ambitions, but I know how to have fun and I will make you laugh for hours. I have the BEST taste in music and you should know that I have so many of your favourite songs, whether or not you've heard them yet, lol! I'm a big hockey fan, love the jays, and just generally love playing and watching sports, but nothing is better than enjoying good company, great wine, and some deep conversation (or sarcasm and dirty jokes, you know, depends on the crowd), at the cottage is even better.!! I'm kind, intelligent, funny and ...I'm... a little romantic... at times....you know, when I'm not cutting down trees with an axe or riding shark-back into pirate fights or whatever... I'm a big, strong, hardworking Mr. Fix-it type, saving the world in my own way ...on shark-back. I can be spontaneous or democratic, how brave are you feeling? Bungee jumping? Maybe just a drink?I can still remember that feeling of, I don't know what you would call it, intuition, spark, whatever... I miss that indescribably excited feeling. I haven't felt it in a while, and I'm on the ****** internet trying to find it! HA! At least there's lots of people like me out there willing to give this a try. And since you're still reading you might as well send me a message : ) Hope everybody finds what they're looking for.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Chinese English Irish
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