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Howie, 30

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About Me

Upon logging in .... pop-ups letting me know I had busty Russians awaiting me came up so I'll be brief here.*Chris*30*Shy, Easy Going, Loyal, Honest, Sarcastic, Humorous*Work mainly in IT **Love animals but have 0 of my own*Very athletic in Summer, Fat lard under blankets in Winter*Listen to all music except for country*Love all sports EXCEPT Golf & Tennis*Work 2 different jobs*Currently developing a mobile appIf a broccoli sundae was anything like the real Sunday we'd probably be having beef stew next Tuesdayyoutube.com/watch?v=fQMU1S8FhKgWhat I'm NOT looking for in a gal:**don't like watching sports or don't like being active*drama queen*clubber/bar hopper*dishonestI'm not here to play games or waste anyone's time and ask the same, I have intentions on getting off here and if your going to message so should you! Wait on the sidewalk next to a red light, pet the buses and feed them carrots.Or we could go to a church posing as an engaged couple that are atheists but want to get married in "the house of god"

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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