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Fester, 30
United States, Washington, Kelso

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Stand up comicIndie Film MakerI'm funny( I get paid to be...pretty sweet huh)Being on stage telling jokes puts me at total ease... where everything in this world makes sensesame when im behind a camera or sitting in front of my computer writingIm not happy unless im creating When im not doing something creative Im just having a good time doing whatever it is I happen to be doing at the timemost people come out and say that im one of the funniest most fun person they have ever been around and I pride myself on thatmore or less the nicest person you'll ever meet which is very bad for the business that I am in but I make due I am the king of the random road tripI'm a teddy bearhobbies include -Transfering DVD to VHS (it's gonna make a come back)- Walking around my house with a blanket over my head to see how far I can get without getting hurt- Drinking Blue Gatorade out of a windex bottle in public and freaking people out - long walks on the beach - sitting up all night watching reruns of The Golden Girls- sitting in a car with my friends singing 80's love ballads....that's not gay right?-- many moremessage me if you wish First dates should be easy going...something fun where you can get to know the personsomething simple but funand I promise I won't murder you....I feel that's important to get across...if you get nothing out of this but that then it's a winI want you leaving this page saying "I may not be interested in him but I know there is one less person that I have to worry about being a murderer...which is nice".…...............................

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Vietnamese Nascar
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    Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29

    Hi! My name is Boondocker. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Kelso, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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  • Rodger from Kelso | Man | 29 years old | Cancer
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    Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36

    Well for starters I'm a genuin nice guy with an extremely big heart. At times I wear my heart on my sleeve and when the time is right I'm not afraid to tell someone how I feel about them. I'm not into games and don't really have time for them in my life. Honesty is my biggest policy and I am an open book. I have two amazing children who are my world and we are a package deal. Even though I may not look like it I'm a country boy at heart. My favorite things to do are spend time with my kids, play softball, work out, fish, sing, laugh until it hurts and make others do the same. God is a big part of my life and I try to thank him every day for all I have! For the past six years I was stuck in the crazy life of a summer alarm salesman but now I am finally out. I recently started a new career as a sales rep for a local vacation ownership company and I love my job. I'm an extremely driven and self motivated person who knows what he wants and isn't gonna wait around for someone else to give it to them. Between work and my kids I don't have too much time to get out and meet new people so I thought this would be a good idea. I'm looking for a kind hearted woman that loves others, is independent, smart, her own person, enjoys sports, has goals and focus, and someone that can laugh at me and themselves. If those things are you don't be shy and send me a message. Something were I can really talk to and get to know my date. I'm pretty easy going.

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