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Fester, 30
United States, Washington, Kelso

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About Me

Stand up comicIndie Film MakerI'm funny( I get paid to be...pretty sweet huh)Being on stage telling jokes puts me at total ease... where everything in this world makes sensesame when im behind a camera or sitting in front of my computer writingIm not happy unless im creating When im not doing something creative Im just having a good time doing whatever it is I happen to be doing at the timemost people come out and say that im one of the funniest most fun person they have ever been around and I pride myself on thatmore or less the nicest person you'll ever meet which is very bad for the business that I am in but I make due I am the king of the random road tripI'm a teddy bearhobbies include -Transfering DVD to VHS (it's gonna make a come back)- Walking around my house with a blanket over my head to see how far I can get without getting hurt- Drinking Blue Gatorade out of a windex bottle in public and freaking people out - long walks on the beach - sitting up all night watching reruns of The Golden Girls- sitting in a car with my friends singing 80's love ballads....that's not gay right?-- many moremessage me if you wish First dates should be easy going...something fun where you can get to know the personsomething simple but funand I promise I won't murder you....I feel that's important to get across...if you get nothing out of this but that then it's a winI want you leaving this page saying "I may not be interested in him but I know there is one less person that I have to worry about being a murderer...which is nice".…...............................

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Vietnamese Nascar
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    Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 29-45

    Hi! My name is Jakethesnake. I am never married catholic caucasian man with kids from Kelso, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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    Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 26-41

    Hi! My name is Rbecker3Q. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Kelso, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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  • Jimmie from Kelso | Man | 29 years old | Scorpio
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    Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36

    Hi, I am Erik I'm a bit quiet and reserved until you get to know me. I'm honest, compassionate, loyal, caring but I still have a fun side. I love to travel, and plan on doing it more often. I'd love to go back, maybe your the girl that needs to come with. On a beautiful day I enjoy taking a cruise on my motorcycle. If you wanna know more just ask. A movie isnt a good first date how are you suppose to talk. It really depens on the girl and what she is into. It could be hitting a bucket of balls at the range, a walk in the park, or if she is young at heart going to the zoo.

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