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Fester, 30
United States, Washington, Kelso

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About Me

Stand up comicIndie Film MakerI'm funny( I get paid to be...pretty sweet huh)Being on stage telling jokes puts me at total ease... where everything in this world makes sensesame when im behind a camera or sitting in front of my computer writingIm not happy unless im creating When im not doing something creative Im just having a good time doing whatever it is I happen to be doing at the timemost people come out and say that im one of the funniest most fun person they have ever been around and I pride myself on thatmore or less the nicest person you'll ever meet which is very bad for the business that I am in but I make due I am the king of the random road tripI'm a teddy bearhobbies include -Transfering DVD to VHS (it's gonna make a come back)- Walking around my house with a blanket over my head to see how far I can get without getting hurt- Drinking Blue Gatorade out of a windex bottle in public and freaking people out - long walks on the beach - sitting up all night watching reruns of The Golden Girls- sitting in a car with my friends singing 80's love ballads....that's not gay right?-- many moremessage me if you wish First dates should be easy going...something fun where you can get to know the personsomething simple but funand I promise I won't murder you....I feel that's important to get across...if you get nothing out of this but that then it's a winI want you leaving this page saying "I may not be interested in him but I know there is one less person that I have to worry about being a murderer...which is nice".…...............................

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Vietnamese Nascar
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  • Etrost from Kelso | Man | 53 years old | Libra
    Etrost

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    Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 35-55

    I'm new to this and to honest I never do payments via internet ( guess I'm in the minority here), try ***i can at respond to those. anyhow. I do have a ***? I really don't know but I'll start checking it for friend request. Eric Trost in Kelso. Or we can text I suppose. Ok enough of that shit. HI!!! I'm Eric, I've occupied this planet for 45 years, I look like I'm 65 years old, have the body of a ***but working as a framer I move fast all day and between that and hauling lumber I think I look damn good for 45 and never going to a gym! (Shameless self promoting right there), and the mentality of ,,,,,,,well let's not go there shall we? I try to be positive and keep a good attitude even when in having just a fucked off day. I figure I have a choice and I choose a smile over a frown anyday! I look for the good in people and that gets me into trouble. I'll tell ta later if you really want to know. (Hint: it's me being stupid), ok and remember to have fun! It's Life nobody gets out alive. Also I'm sometimes vulgar, ok not sometimes ALOT of times, it's who I am, I won't apologize for it, but I will keep it down and minimized while on a date. Even I have some domestication and will not embarrass you (Not on purpose anyway lol).

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  • Studd from Kelso | Man | 49 years old | Scorpio
    Studd

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    Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 31-51

    Hi! My name is Studd. I am never married other caucasian man with kids from Kelso, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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  • Mattylew from Kelso | Man | 32 years old | Pisces
    Mattylew

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    Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33

    Hi! My name is Mattylew. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Kelso, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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