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Fester, 30
United States, Washington, Kelso

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About Me

Stand up comicIndie Film MakerI'm funny( I get paid to be...pretty sweet huh)Being on stage telling jokes puts me at total ease... where everything in this world makes sensesame when im behind a camera or sitting in front of my computer writingIm not happy unless im creating When im not doing something creative Im just having a good time doing whatever it is I happen to be doing at the timemost people come out and say that im one of the funniest most fun person they have ever been around and I pride myself on thatmore or less the nicest person you'll ever meet which is very bad for the business that I am in but I make due I am the king of the random road tripI'm a teddy bearhobbies include -Transfering DVD to VHS (it's gonna make a come back)- Walking around my house with a blanket over my head to see how far I can get without getting hurt- Drinking Blue Gatorade out of a windex bottle in public and freaking people out - long walks on the beach - sitting up all night watching reruns of The Golden Girls- sitting in a car with my friends singing 80's love ballads....that's not gay right?-- many moremessage me if you wish First dates should be easy going...something fun where you can get to know the personsomething simple but funand I promise I won't murder you....I feel that's important to get across...if you get nothing out of this but that then it's a winI want you leaving this page saying "I may not be interested in him but I know there is one less person that I have to worry about being a murderer...which is nice".…...............................

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Vietnamese Nascar
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    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29

    Hi! My name is Stonerdude. I am separated catholic caucasian man without kids from Kelso, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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  • Samuel from Kelso | Man | 26 years old | Aquarius
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    Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33

    I have my doctorate in physical therapy which sounds cooler than it is. I'm a laid back guy that loves to laugh and enjoys working out/playing sports. I will play or watch just about any sport (Nascar and curling do not count as sports). I'm a big Cardinals/Blues/Rams fan so I spend a lot of time going to events. Another favorite past time is watching stand-up comedy. I tend to laugh and make jokes about anything that is politically incorrect so a sense of humor and laid back personality would be nice. Well, I'm obviously not good at this bio summary business so I'm going to tell you random/interesting facts about myself.-I eat and write left handed but play most sports right handed. Does that count as ambidextrous??-I'm a licensed physical therapist.-The first thing people notice about me is my size.....big dude.-I don't like seafood but really enjoy sushi....I know, it doesn't make much sense.-Thai food is my favorite.-Action and comedy movies are my jam. Don't ask me to watch horror movies, I don't handle them well. Something about screaming like a 4 year old girl doesn't seem entertaining to me!-I don't drink alcohol....at all....like none. People find that really hard to believe for some reason, as if I'm a saint. Not that big of a deal lol.-If there is anything you really want to know about me, feel free to message me. I always respond! I prefer to stay active so I don't usually go for dinner and a movie.

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  • Johnny from Kelso | Man | 26 years old | Gemini
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    Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33

    I\'m an Awesome, Happy and Sexy. My life is in a wonderful state of transition. Career, Business, Family and Home all growing and evolving. If you’re active and optimistic, can be faithful and sincere, I’d like to meet you.

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