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Fester, 30
United States, Washington, Kelso

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Stand up comicIndie Film MakerI'm funny( I get paid to be...pretty sweet huh)Being on stage telling jokes puts me at total ease... where everything in this world makes sensesame when im behind a camera or sitting in front of my computer writingIm not happy unless im creating When im not doing something creative Im just having a good time doing whatever it is I happen to be doing at the timemost people come out and say that im one of the funniest most fun person they have ever been around and I pride myself on thatmore or less the nicest person you'll ever meet which is very bad for the business that I am in but I make due I am the king of the random road tripI'm a teddy bearhobbies include -Transfering DVD to VHS (it's gonna make a come back)- Walking around my house with a blanket over my head to see how far I can get without getting hurt- Drinking Blue Gatorade out of a windex bottle in public and freaking people out - long walks on the beach - sitting up all night watching reruns of The Golden Girls- sitting in a car with my friends singing 80's love ballads....that's not gay right?-- many moremessage me if you wish First dates should be easy going...something fun where you can get to know the personsomething simple but funand I promise I won't murder you....I feel that's important to get across...if you get nothing out of this but that then it's a winI want you leaving this page saying "I may not be interested in him but I know there is one less person that I have to worry about being a murderer...which is nice".…...............................

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Vietnamese Nascar
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  • Coryx from Kelso | Man | 30 years old | Scorpio
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    Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31

    Hi! My name is Coryx. I am never married atheist caucasian man without kids from Kelso, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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  • Grey from Kelso | Man | 27 years old | Leo
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    Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34

    I am looking for a relationship but wanna be smart about it and not jump into anything to fast, wanna get to know you first! I like to work hard and play hard! I'm suuuper chill when just kicking it but love going out and being active! I like exploring and trying new things and try to get out and do stuff whenever i can! I don't watch a whole lot of TV or play video game's often but do like chilling and watching movies. If any of this sounds good to you and you wanna hang out with me then feel free to hit me up! Oh I would also love to see some cool concerts! Up for anything really so need a concert buddy.I work full time and have always kept a steady job. I have goals in life and I am motivated and driven to achieve my goals. I have had more than my fair share of struggles and set backs in life but always keep pressing forward and trying new things to get me where I want to be in life. If I sound like someone who interests you feel free to send a message! Thanks!!!P.S. It seems that some of you ladies are having problems with guys talking to you inappropriately or using derogatory language towards you, you will not have that problem when talking to me.Have a nice day :) Something simple to get to meet each other and learn a little about each other. Second date go explore some place new with nice scenery, or a hike maybe...

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  • Johnny from Kelso | Man | 26 years old | Gemini
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    Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33

    I\'m an Awesome, Happy and Sexy. My life is in a wonderful state of transition. Career, Business, Family and Home all growing and evolving. If you’re active and optimistic, can be faithful and sincere, I’d like to meet you.

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