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Jona, 29
United States, Washington, Goldendale

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About Me

Ok here I am amidst literally hundreds of beautiful women here on plenty of fish, and all can say to myself is ... Why the **** are YOU here ? It stands to reason that being particularly attractive, would no doubt get you hit on by several guys a week if you go out in public at all, correct ?Why would you put yourself on a site where ( from what I hear from female friends) the guys generally start conversations with phrases like " Baby you so hot, you need to get wit me ASAP" or " send me a picture of your tits" Obviously, subject 1 has never spoken to a female or gone on a date in his entire life.. because me being a male knows for a fact that women, dating and ASAP do not go together. Dates ( for a guy ) generally turn into a standoff situation, involving the guy in his car sending a text saying " I'm here :-)" followed by a response by the potential date saying " I'm running late, be out in a few" ... 12 minutes later, " hey, I'm just making sure I'm at the right house do you see me ?" again replied to by " Just have to put on my makeup and dress, 5 mins tops " ... That's where the sinking feeling in the bowels of your stomach kicks in, every guy knows 5 minutes to put on makeup and a dress is virtually impossible for a woman, even at gunpoint ( I presume.. "just relax and listen to some music" your inner monologue says. Frustration ensues and you turn off the stereo with visions of goldfish and a sick purple beast intended to entertain small children dancing in your head. 2 hours and 37 minutes later.. The date you intended to pick up and take to the fancy Italian place in the center of town emerges beautiful, happy and very apologetic but visibly disturbed by your classic ride. TO BE CONTINUED …. ( you know when I feel like typing again) Something out of the ordinary.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Metal British English Mexican Thai Turkish Boxing
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