SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Sheldon
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Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Hi, I want to make this as simple as possible. I enjoy witty sarcastic humor. I want to meet someone who is up for any physical activity (I.e. hiking, kayaking, random yoga class). At the same time someone who wants to get Ben and Jerry's ice cream and redbox for a night. I'm a busy person with work who enjoys their free time so please don't waste mine. I love country music so if you don't you better own some earplugs. All in all, just be real I don't want 50 conversations back and forth. If you want to go out let me know. I don't need pen pals. Nothing should be typical.
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Trey
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Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
I am an extremely busy business professional who doesn't have much time to meet new people. I'm so busy, in fact, that I don't have time to write an essay here describing myself. I'm just trying to branch outside of my circle of friends and meet new people. Anything besides a movie.
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Art
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Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Just looking for some fun interesting people. Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctoral gift that no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.