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Jock, 27

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About Me

Where to start where to start...I was born into poverty in ***in the thick of the Nicaraguan jungle. After being abandoned by my parents at the foot of a large tree as a sacrifice to the gods, I was raised by roving evil monkeys, who held me captive until I overpowered them in ***and defected to the US on a handmade raft I fashioned using only their small yet strong bones and a bit of twine...Err, more seriously, I"m a reporter who enjoys hearing a good story and making good new ones. I love making people laugh and having fun, and would like to meet someone who also enjoys laughing and has a silly side. I like to play guitar and sing, maybe if you're lucky I will sing to you. Oh, and I love medium-length walks on the beach. Shoot me a message! Skydiving. Mountain-climbing. Bear-wrestling. OK, ok, that's bs. Drinks are much easier. But then we go into the bear pit. :P

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Adam

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    Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29

    Hi! My name is Adam. I am never married other asian man without kids from Ferndale, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Brant

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    Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36

    Thus far the place seems pretty fun. I have many friends who already live in the area so that is definitely an advantage as I become familiarized with the area. I could use a side kick though as I continue my exploring. Right now I know where my gym is, my firm, and the mall. So that needs to expand obviously haha. I love my job and I suppose I am one of the few people who can say they are doing exactly what they always wanted to do. I design and implement 401k's for companies. Yes, I'm sure that does not sound very exciting haha, but its what economic geeks like me do. I went to UNH and majored in economics with a dual minor in business administration & pre-law.I'm definitely a suit and tie guy Monday through Friday, but dont let the tie fool you. I'm just as at home in the city as I am hunting in the backwoods. I also moved around a bit as child because my dad is in the Navy. Ok, now I'm going to sound like a big jerk but this is solely in respect of everyones time.;meet request" me. Simply put, as you can sort of probably tell fitness matters to me personally, and it would stand to reason any girl I may be interested in would share that quality. Use your head. Thank you. Any place where when you sit down they *** you chips and salsa. hahaha thats a joke. I dont know, I'm down for whatever, and appreciate fine dining.

  • Immanuel

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    Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33

    I enjoy drinking, tattoos, cars, and music. And of course bad horror movies. Now that the weather's nice, ive been out almost every day on my bike. Im into a lot of metal and hardcore music and getting more into any electronic-based music, but I do listen to a lot of other stuff. Im a sucker for a girl with tattoos or brightly-colored hair. Or piercings. Or all of the above. Not a neccessity, though. If you want to know more, just ask. I'm pretty shy and probably won't message you. I'm also real sarcastic most of the time and can come off as an ***hole. But then I'm also an ***hole a lot. See If you can tell the difference. Also if you feel like it:Instagram: *** Drinks. Or frolicking through a field of dasies. Or we could start an underground bareknuckle boxing group and NOT call ourselves fight club. Or whatever you'd like, really.

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