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Jock, 27
United States, Washington, Ferndale

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About Me

Where to start where to start...I was born into poverty in ***in the thick of the Nicaraguan jungle. After being abandoned by my parents at the foot of a large tree as a sacrifice to the gods, I was raised by roving evil monkeys, who held me captive until I overpowered them in ***and defected to the US on a handmade raft I fashioned using only their small yet strong bones and a bit of twine...Err, more seriously, I"m a reporter who enjoys hearing a good story and making good new ones. I love making people laugh and having fun, and would like to meet someone who also enjoys laughing and has a silly side. I like to play guitar and sing, maybe if you're lucky I will sing to you. Oh, and I love medium-length walks on the beach. Shoot me a message! Skydiving. Mountain-climbing. Bear-wrestling. OK, ok, that's bs. Drinks are much easier. But then we go into the bear pit. :P

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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