SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Jock
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Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Where to start where to start...I was born into poverty in ***in the thick of the Nicaraguan jungle. After being abandoned by my parents at the foot of a large tree as a sacrifice to the gods, I was raised by roving evil monkeys, who held me captive until I overpowered them in ***and defected to the US on a handmade raft I fashioned using only their small yet strong bones and a bit of twine...Err, more seriously, I"m a reporter who enjoys hearing a good story and making good new ones. I love making people laugh and having fun, and would like to meet someone who also enjoys laughing and has a silly side. I like to play guitar and sing, maybe if you're lucky I will sing to you. Oh, and I love medium-length walks on the beach. Shoot me a message! Skydiving. Mountain-climbing. Bear-wrestling. OK, ok, that's bs. Drinks are much easier. But then we go into the bear pit. :P
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Jerrod
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Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Hard worker. Who enjoys finer things. I like sports and all types of music. I have good sense of humor and Like a girl who can make me laugh. I can have just as much fun staying in as going out. I like to travel and spend a lot of in NYC.
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Immanuel
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Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
I enjoy drinking, tattoos, cars, and music. And of course bad horror movies. Now that the weather's nice, ive been out almost every day on my bike. Im into a lot of metal and hardcore music and getting more into any electronic-based music, but I do listen to a lot of other stuff. Im a sucker for a girl with tattoos or brightly-colored hair. Or piercings. Or all of the above. Not a neccessity, though. If you want to know more, just ask. I'm pretty shy and probably won't message you. I'm also real sarcastic most of the time and can come off as an ***hole. But then I'm also an ***hole a lot. See If you can tell the difference. Also if you feel like it:Instagram: *** Drinks. Or frolicking through a field of dasies. Or we could start an underground bareknuckle boxing group and NOT call ourselves fight club. Or whatever you'd like, really.