SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Hammerstrike3UOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-46
Hi! My name is Hammerstrike3U. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Chelan, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JohnnieOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
I’m not on here to play games and expect the same. I\'m truly interested in meeting someone to see where things may go. Someone who is ready to settle down, and wants to build it together.
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GaelOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Why you are here:1. You thought I resembled Sloth from Goonies, so your curiosity got the better of you and you clicked on my picture...2. You thought I looked "serious"..oh how wrong you were!3. Your finger slipped, perhaps whilst checking out the hottie in the profile "above" mine.... it happens....I forgive you... ^.^---I heard that one of the best ways to break the ice (other than using a 20 ton penguin) was to open with a joke. So here goes:Why are pirates called pirates?Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!Hey I didn't say it was gonna be a good one, did I?!---International Man of Mystery and master of many useless (and a sprinkling of useful) talents!!I'm not going to fall in to the normal trap of trying to convince you that I'm this and I'm great at that, as I don't like giving you the impression that I'm a piece of meat (or veg!) on the counter and you MUST buy me!! :)Weeelll maybe just a little taster then...I consider myself to be well mannered and old skool (who says chivalry is dead?!). Confident, but also contrastly self-abased and grounded.My so called friends describe me as a "self confessed wise-ass with pretty bad sense of humour"....pretty much spot on!I seem to attract more members of the same sex than that of the fairer. Flattered but in all seriousness...errmm..no thanks!!---What people first notice about me:"Yaaay baldy!""Oh my god, it's Fat Vin Diesel!""Oh my god, is that Omid Djalili?"Things I like1. Bad humour2. Big old cars (to make up for my massively tiny penis...OBVIOUSLY)3. The familiar feeling "when the penny finally drops"4. Laughing so hard you sound like a demented sea lion....5. Thai food... nom6. Android phone...yeah that's right I said Android NOT APPLE! Looks like we may have to throw down over this one... :***On a more serious note (uh-oh!), values that I regard highly are;HonestyConfidenceHumilityGraceMannersHumourChivalry (no it's not dead!)Happy Fishin! ^.^