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Samir, 29

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About Me

Sorry about the shameless self-promotion in the photos, it is a dating site after all with ***s of people on; why should we have to go through the awkward moment of thinking each other might be a 50yr fat man! We are all a little shallow below the surface.Hard working and bored. I live away from home in the week and need something more than work and the gym; craving adventure. I'm looking for interesting people who can hold a conversation and don't take themselves too seriously.I'm intelligent and athletic, have 3 tattoos, 2 of which are cover-ups . I enjoy going out for a drink as much as staying in and cooking. I enjoy films and music but who doesn't. Classic FM and Radio 4 are on in my car more than Radio 1! If you're even a little bot curious send me a message; at the very least you'll get a free drink and a laugh out of it.What makes me unique...my finger prints?If I was rich enough summer would be for surfing and winter for snowboarding, you want to finance fantasy lifestyle let me know.UPDATESo a few things i've discovered about women from your profiles:-You've all dressed up as Wally-You don't like pictures of willies-You don't like writing about yourselves in little boxes-You like cuddles-Some of you are missing keys on your keyboard and/or don't know where the Caps Lock isSo i'm offering the following free classes; sign up now to avoid disappointment!-Fancy dress creativity classes (photographic examples available on request)-Male genitalia inoculation classes-Creative auto-description writing classes-Cuddle withdrawal classes-Eats, Shoots and Leave available on AmazonHappy to help! No such thing as a generic first date, tell me about yourself and I'll tell you what you'll enjoy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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