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Cj
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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-43
I would like to meet somebody on here but I just don't think it's possible I did air someone say hello and get to know me you won't be disappointed
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Christoper
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Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
hello I am martyn....I once dated a circus midget so I know what good lovin is.....I once stole the last seat on a bus from an old woman .....I enjoy playing "hide the sausage" and "chase the retarded kid"...they are such fun games. my favorite sport is seal clubbing ...though I prefer to club the new borns the adults are a challenge too......I was once arrested for using a cat as a hammer. Sometimes I stare at my naked ass and wonder what it would look like with a smilie face on each cheek....the rest is pretty straight forward...I was raised by nomads in africa where I was know as "White Boy" ..;the wizard of oz".. at the age of 16 I was well known in the city of bath for using crack whores in art sculptures.. I then graduated from "; with a degree in Pimpin.. Which brings us to present day....so hello I hope you enjoyed my profile as much as I like hiding things from old ppl and then telling them they are losing their minds and having them put in a nursing home.. if your lucky, ill take you for some fish n chips ;)
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Kaleb
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Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
I am an out going person when i get the chance. I enjoy driving but latly it only seems to be when im going to work.im not really a fan of music so it dnt really bother me wot im listening too. Im well into comedy films like adam sandlers you dont mess with the zohan and over adam sandler films. I dnt mind watching chik flicks bit thats up to the female im watching it with. Im looking for some one who wont mess me about or play on my heartstrings. I also come out and do random things that i cant even explain but f**k it itleast i make people laugh lol. If u like wot u read drop me a msg :-) Wot ever the lady would like to do