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ScottyOffline
Man. 62 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-62
Hi! My name is Scotty. I am divorced catholic caucasian man with kids from Woods Cross, Utah, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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ChristoperOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
hello I am martyn....I once dated a circus midget so I know what good lovin is.....I once stole the last seat on a bus from an old woman .....I enjoy playing "hide the sausage" and "chase the retarded kid"...they are such fun games. my favorite sport is seal clubbing ...though I prefer to club the new borns the adults are a challenge too......I was once arrested for using a cat as a hammer. Sometimes I stare at my naked ass and wonder what it would look like with a smilie face on each cheek....the rest is pretty straight forward...I was raised by nomads in africa where I was know as "White Boy" ..;the wizard of oz".. at the age of 16 I was well known in the city of bath for using crack whores in art sculptures.. I then graduated from "; with a degree in Pimpin.. Which brings us to present day....so hello I hope you enjoyed my profile as much as I like hiding things from old ppl and then telling them they are losing their minds and having them put in a nursing home.. if your lucky, ill take you for some fish n chips ;)
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GarnettOnline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Don’t worry; I'm not really mad, I have a certificate to prove it! Admittedly it's home made, but I think it still counts. I’m James. I used to be a northerner but moved down south after graduating because that’s where all the fun jobs seem to be. I’m not going to try and describe myself with the usual string of adjectives. I’m far too modest for that and it just makes me cringe when I try. I’m a big fan of photography. Never let me take you to a zoo, I’ll insist on stopping to swap lenses every 5 minutes and drive you mad. I think this stems from an unfulfilled desire to become a professional wildlife photographer. I prefer to play sports than watch them; usually badminton / tennis / rounders. I’d love to give curling a try one day though. I’m a bit of a film buff and will watch most things from low budget monster movies to classy foreign films, although I do have a habit of falling asleep in action films. I love listening to music and my musical tastes lie towards the indie/folky end of the spectrum. I recently decided I should learn an *** bought myself a glockenspiel.… I am working on expanding my repertoire.Anyway, if you think we’d make a good match don’t be afraid to get in touch. Like most people I love finding messages in my inbox!