SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Sirrodentn0Offline
Man. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-22
hey, your local professional moron, I'm hoping to meet some new people, I do funny impressions and play the kazoo.
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ChristoperOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
hello I am martyn....I once dated a circus midget so I know what good lovin is.....I once stole the last seat on a bus from an old woman .....I enjoy playing "hide the sausage" and "chase the retarded kid"...they are such fun games. my favorite sport is seal clubbing ...though I prefer to club the new borns the adults are a challenge too......I was once arrested for using a cat as a hammer. Sometimes I stare at my naked ass and wonder what it would look like with a smilie face on each cheek....the rest is pretty straight forward...I was raised by nomads in africa where I was know as "White Boy" ..;the wizard of oz".. at the age of 16 I was well known in the city of bath for using crack whores in art sculptures.. I then graduated from "; with a degree in Pimpin.. Which brings us to present day....so hello I hope you enjoyed my profile as much as I like hiding things from old ppl and then telling them they are losing their minds and having them put in a nursing home.. if your lucky, ill take you for some fish n chips ;)
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ConstantineOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Hello! I'm unashamedly a family and friends oriented person, spending my life exploring and enjoying with those I love, whether that be enjoying a nice cappuccino and cake at the local coffee house, going on road trips to random places, playing pool or table football at the pub, going to theme parks, or having a picnic.I love music and have quite a broad range in taste from the 50's rock and roll (Chuck Berry, Little Richard etc) to modern day indie and I'm happy to dance along to some cheese! I enjoy reading and right now I'm getting stuck into 'A Thousand Splendid Suns'. I love to travel and take in the culture of other countries -- the gelato there is divine. I'm very ambitious and I like that my job provides responsibility and opportunities. I also do graphic design as a hobby which I taught myself and now manage my own online store selling my designs.I'm looking for someone who I have that spark with - great chemistry and connection, to build a great, exciting relationship and share all the amazing experiences with that life has to offer. Always remember this: love is giving someone the power to break your heart, but trusting them not to. Life may determine who walks into your life, but it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.Finally, some random facts:- I can wiggle my ears without touching them- I am an aspiring barista. Would you like a cappuccino, latte or macchiato?- I have made two appearances on TV. No, cheeky, they weren't on Take Me Out or Undateables!***of my creations has been seen by millions of people around the World***I make a great German cheesecake. I think a first date is best when you are able to relax and have fun - afterall, what matters most is the company and the connection. A pub or restaurant is a classic (do you like Thai, Italian or Chinese?), or as an alternative something a little more interactive like a zoo, bowling, mini golf or ice-skating - but be warned, I have been roller skating and if skating on ice is anything like skating on wheels, then I anticipate lots of bruises. Don't say I didn't warn you!