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Shon, 30
United States, Utah, Magna

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About Me

"A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," "We got $25 between us."The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $***when we broke in!" "I guess that gives a whole new meaning to the travelling light advice. But kidding aside, I can laugh at myself for being in my profession. Stereotypes can sometimes hold some truth, but I believe that being a lawyer gives you the opportunity to help people out and learn how things really work in society. And besides, pleading is just plain fun!So, who am I when I remove my lawyer super-robe? Do I keep any of my superpowers? Will Batman survive Mr. Freeze’s treacherous and vile trap? Stay tuned for answers to all these questions, and more! Still tuned? Good, because I’m actually a pretty simple person. Unfortunately, I have a gazillion interests, so my simplicity can take a while to explain. One of the consequences of that is a contagious disease from which I suffer: wikipediatis. Its common symptoms are: reading up on very random things for hours on end, eye irritation, self feeding curiosity and so forth. Right now, I’m mostly interested in Historical European Martial arts and metal forging, but that tends to vary greatly. Fortunately, my case of wikipediatis is not too severe, and I still have plenty of time to do things. I also like to keep in shape and work out at home. Yeah, I don't really get the whole waiting for the equipment to free up deal. I’m also a big fan of video games. Heck, I’m such a big fan that I did my masters paper on them! Now unto the boring part…your requirements. STOP STOP! Drop the credit card, I’m not going to bill you. However, if you’re a vegan, dislike animals, lack depth, lack a sense of humor and are close minded, I don’t think it’ll work out. Yeah I know, I love meat and also animals. Paradoxical? Maybe, but such is life. I’m a big fan of “activity” first dates, like pool, bowling, biking, etc. Moving around just sets a playful mood, and besides, I hate coffee. So, what are you waiting for? The worst that could happen is me marrying you for a week, then divorcing and taking half of your money! p.s.: Of course Batman survives the trap! If not, how would he make it the next week on the same Bat-time on the same Bat-channel?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Disco
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