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Tristan, 26
United States, Oregon, West Linn

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About Me

I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 5'10" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I have more fun than my roommate, except when he is having a LOT of fun. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind.-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Rock Canadian Chinese French Indian Vietnamese
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