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IrvingOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Hi I'm Jeremy, I'm just looking for somebody that is down to earth and willing to start a new adventure with me. Doesn't mind getting dirty but still likes to get dressed up every now and then. Enjoys a little camping and outdoor activities but likes curling up on the couch to a movie. Has a good sence of humor and likes to go out sometimes. Here we go! ***Ride a walrus! Not just any walrus but an albino walrus while wearing a beer helmet. ***Kick the living crap out of every one of the idiots running this country only after I unleash furry on them with paintball guns. ***Shoot a flying squirrel out of a potato gun just to see how far that little **stard will go. I might have to do that one last, just in case things don't work out. ***Write a personal letter to each and every clown on the face of the planet and tell them how much I've hated them since I was like 2. ***Piss off the top of the empire state building. Really hoping the wind is in my favor that day. ***Plant grass in the desert. Can't believe nobodies thought of that one yet. ***Drive a tank down the freeway, wait somebody already did that. ***Make a cross bread of cow that produces chocolate milk. I'd buy that sh*tin a heartbeat. While I’m at it, I think I’m going to create a chicken that lays scrambled eggs. Imagine the time that would save, just saying. ***and really the most important one of them all. Become a samurai warrior like Tom Cruise himself. I mean, why not, sounds cool. Haha I'm just playing.I am currently in the Marines as law enforcement and special reaction but I'm working on my degree in computer science and IT security with plans of working a different federal job in a few months. I spend most of my free time drawing, painting, doing photography, snowboarding in the winter, hanging out at the beach in the summer. I am proud father of a beautiful son. Spend every chance I get with him but that doesn't mean I don't have time for a girl in my life and he's actually been yelling at me wondering why I don't have a girlfriend. Understandably thats usually the part that scares girls away. I'll be honest when I say it has been a long time since I've been in a relationship due to the job and hours I work. Things are finally starting to slow down though and I'd really like to find somebody to enjoy my time with. I love to fool around and have a good time but I'm still a responsible man and father. Feels like I've been looking for the right one forever which is why i'm here. I'm a old school romantic, I open doors, make dinner, and if I really like you, I'll even sit through a chick flick with you. Haha! I'll do whatever I can to put a smile on your face! Lazer tag while sky diving!
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NethaneelOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
I'm probably the most laid back guy you'll (hopefully) ever meet. "I don't care" is one of my most used phrases. I'm also pretty dorky but I'm not a nerd and I'm not shy - I'm very confident in myself and I stand behind the things I do. Self confidence and integrity is something that I look for in people.My sense of humor generally includes: anything stupid, people falling down stairs, gross stuff, or "That's what she said."I'm super laid back and open minded about most anything. I dig social, cultural and political issues and I find that I'm pretty compassionate about the rights of others. Yes, I am pretty liberal, too. You jelly?No offense to anyone on here, but I don't usually message women intentionally showing cleavage (doesn't seem that classy to me). I don't have pictures of me with out my shirt off touting my physical fit-ness. I want people to think I'm smart, well-balanced, and stable... Not someone seeking validation from others to bolster my self esteem.===========================What I’m doing with my lifeWorking at a job I like and going to school for something I like. I'm also taking some time to prepare for grad school. Other than work and school - I like having fun.Oh yeah. And *** sometimes feel that I can burn my whole life on *** actually get some free time, I like playing some video games, watching anime, or watching movies on netflix===========================I’m really good atI do the whole computer thing: programming, web design, hardware support, and networking. I'm also into smartphones and androids. I'm not lazy and am very motivated. I'm also pretty funny and I love to be crazy and random, but I also know when to be serious.I'm always there for friends when needed. I'm a good listener.I cook the best lasagna ever! And I like to cook generally. There's nothing I wouldn't try.I also do a ton of photography. Life is just a series of pictures :)I'm also good in general knowledge, societies, politics, history.===========================The first things people usually notice about meThat would most likely be my British accent.=========================== And almost anything funny or stupid.Music: Portishead, Roycsopp, Flyleaf, Evanasence, Beats Antique, and a lot more random stuff.0, and few from here and there.Food: mushroom-anything! And of course, coffee.===========================The six things I could never do withoutInternet, phone, car, coffee, my bank account, and in-n-out===========================I spend a lot of time thinking aboutEverything! From zombie invasion, to how many shots of espresso I should have tonight.===========================On a typical Friday night I amNo typical Fridays... Could be chilling with a coffee and a movie home with the roomies, hanging out with friends. Or working out at the gym.===========================The most private thing I’m willing to admit... Gummy bears scare the sh*tout of me.===========================You should message me ifyou made it this far with only skipping about half of it.
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ZiaOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
i am a single father to a wonderful 5 year old boy. I enjoy getting outdoors and hiking and camping. I love music. I like to play it and go to different concerts and festivals. I am looking for someone with individuality and who is unique in their own way. someone who isn't afraid to be theirself. I want someone who isn't afraid of a long term commitment and is interested in possibly one day becoming a family. I like to travel as well, it opens your whole mind to a broad spectrum of living. I am hardworking and very dependable. I like to share things and ill give ***percent to whatever im doing. that all depends on the girl and what would keep her interest up. probably dinner and conversation so we could get to know each other more. I would definitely try to surprise her as I love surprises. I feel its important to keep the girl on her feet at all times. the more you peak her interest the more comfortable youll both be and it would be easier to get to know each other. something fun and adventurous would be fun too.