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Ian, 26

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About Me

Shawties wud it du? (completely serious)The penguin hat is evidence that I am, in fact, a version of normal.If I'm not eating I'm most likely reading or riding. There is not much that I take for granted (ie: hot showers, desserts, and cuddling, definitely cuddling. I am plenty man enough to admit it). I enjoy the ridiculously simple things in life more than most it seems. I am also possibly the most brutally honest, goal oriented goofball that can exist. I've learned that once you can't laugh at the little things in life, you're truly screwed. I like the city, but I tend to escape it often."Girl look at that body, Girl Look at the body, Girl look at the body.... I work out" I refuse to believe the notion that looks are everything. They matter a good bit, but they can't be everything.If you can keep me on my toes I'll keep you on yours. I'm an easy guy to talk to, but absolutely no sarcasm allowed...(get it?)I am in the market for a worthy accomplice (with superior grammatical skills and wit) to deem me her coconspirator. I don't think anyone reads this far down butIf this write-up provoked at least a smirk...Holla at a balla Couples therapy, meeting my parents, or a tour of a hot dog factory. The choice is all yours.Or...perhaps food. Somewhere public sounds nice. Turns out there be some creepers here on Plenty of Fish.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Jewish

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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