SIMILAR PEOPLE
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KitOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
*** have a morning ritual ... I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.I like to stop the microwave at the very last second so it feels like I defused a bomb. Also, I like to cook minute rice for 58 seconds to be rebellious . I listen to "; I don't stop at stop signs in parking lots. I answer blocked phone calls #yolo I can be confrontational in public if someone is acting a fool- like a sheit parking job. Now *** becoming angry or flipping someone off, I just give them a thumbs up and say " no no, you did a great job parking sir, you totally earned a gold star on the board ". Its my debt to society. If you send me a message that says "hi" or "I want to sit on your face" , I wont respond, even if there's a FIRE! Oh, and once upon a time a Tranny (picture Juan the maintenance man with make up and a 5 o'clock shadow) was tryna holla at me on here. Just to clarify, I am here to find a woman, and not a variation of one. Shout out to Juan, thanks playboy! I recently bought some bear mace to protect my anus from any sort of penetration. " she's got a big booty, so I call her big booty girl" - Barrack Obama ^ thats deep * physical attraction is important . I place a high importance on my health and fitness, therefore its important that you display that effort as well ie average/athletic body types.* Ill bring my rape whistle and meet you in a well lit area in public . No exceptions!
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SweeneyOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
I really enjoy water sports, and snowboarding. Pretty much anything outside, like fishing, hunting, swimming, bike rides, boating, scuba diving, rock climbing, and more. My goal in life is to find a Christian women. I also like to work hard, and enjoy every day. I am kind hearted, and not to be rued, but I am not into biker babes, and girls that don't take care of themselves. I would like to be attracted first, and after that is done, meet the person to see what they are all about. The kind of music I like to listen to, is classic rock, old country, and some pop. Want more info from me just ask. I guess, I would see what we both agree to, cause it is online dating you know.
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RipleyOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Hello ladies. I'm a friendly 29 year old Operation Iraqi Freedom War Veteran. I was a helicopter mechanic in the navy for 5 years. I'm keeping my eye out for additional work. I was an athlete in High School I played football, baseball and wrestled. I plan on eventually having my own business. I like working on cars as a hobby. It's not too far from being done. I like boating and fishing. I have a 23 ft cabin cruiser boat. I would love to find a nice girl to start a relationship with. By the way, I'm a nice, honest, loyal, and caring guy that knows how to treat a woman right. But at the same time, I will not let myself be a walking mat for you to walk all over. I don't put up with any B.S. And for you ladies that like to go out with losers, don't even bother contacting me. Because, I won't lower my standards and cheat on you, and treat you like crap. I'm just saying it how it is. From a nice guy's point of view, that's almost all I see around this area, girls going out with losers that cheat on them and treat them like crap. That's why us nice guy's keep getting passed up. So if you genuinely, would like to meet a nice guy to start a relationship with, then hit me up.