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Isai, 26

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About Me

I cook, I keep in shape, and I have an obsession with peanut butter. Sarcasm can't be taught, you either have it or you don't...and I definitely have it. I have done stand up comedy and played sports since I was 4 (still do). To those that think chivalry is dead, you just haven't met me yet. I'm an only child and love it, but I'm not spoiled. I do enjoy giving gifts though. I'm Irish and Italian and will put back a few drinks or more with you (Irish) and talk your ear off (Italian), but I won't talk politics. Ever. I'm a simple guy and I like the small things. I'm hardly ever stressing out and I take things as they come. Very easy going, but that doesn't mean I don't care.My taste in music is broad, except I'm not too fond of country. I can listen to it, just don't push your luck. I'm open-minded and will try anything once. And maybe twice. The only food I don't like are dolmades and tofu. I literally like EVERYTHING else. I'm not really afraid to speak my mind and go for what I want. I'm I have a high standard and lofty goals for myself.).I'm more than likely the complete opposite of anyone you've ever talked to, so give it shot....shoot me a message. I'm here with good intentions. I promise you will be pleasantly surprised, as there is more than meets the eye with me. I asked my friend to describe me in three words. His answer; picky, sophisticated, quirky, friendly. No date should be the same. Definitely depends on the person.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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