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United States, Oregon, Albany

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When you post a group photo, you will unquestionably be the least attractive guy in it. Just don't do it.And laundry lists of grievances are incredibly unattractive. So is exclamation! mark! abuse!!!***Quick & Dirty ---I am: 5'8" 135#, intelligent, quiet, affectionate, generous, dependable, homebody I like: animals, cooking, diners, cars, movies, video games, backrubs, shopping, building/fixing/cleaningYou are: intelligent, mature, affectionate, responsible, easy going, nonsmoker, nonfatYou like: movie nights, dogs, cuddlingBonus points if: hairy, bearded, bottom/vers***Extended ---I'm a little bit country; I'm a little bit OCD.-mannered fish. I warm up to new people and situations very slowly, which can make me seem rude (I tend to be overly cautious around people until I trust them). I like intellectual, emotional, and physical intimacy, simple expectations, and mutual understanding. Challenging conversations, comfortable silences, curiosity, open minds, and flexible goals. I believe intelligence and humility are two great tastes that taste great together.I like video games and movies, roller coasters and cars, and warm quiet nights. I love animals and don't eat them. I carry a Mary Poppins bag full of bad rhymes and inappropriate humor. I am most definitely an acquired taste.I typically fall for muscular older guys with a good foundation (career, house, car) or cute young guys looking for stability and security. I'm happiest with someone gentle, sensitive, and thoughtful... but confident and protective. I like guys who own a toolbox and can build a deck or *** dishwasher. Guys who prefer the driver's seat, and know an Acura from an Audi. Guys who can grow a tomato and use it in a recipe. Bonus points for hairy, bearded, and bottom/vers.I would like someone to grow with. Someone reasonable, responsible, reliable, and dedicated. Someone who loves to be held. I believe if just one thing is worth living for, it's lying at night next to someone you love.***Why is he still typing ---Online dating is like shopping in a mall that doesn't take credit and everything you want costs more than you've ever had in your wallet. Half get ***, half get a "thanks", and once in a blue moon you find a connection. *** times, text for a while, maybe even have a date... and suddenly someone loses interest. One of you is too needy or too distant, too boring or too intense, too sexual or too prudish, too lazy or too active, too shy or too outgoing, too stupid or too smart, too closeted or too flamboyant, etc etc etc. (Don't get me wrong, I'm guilty too)Relationships are about growth and compromise and being open to new experiences. We're probably never going to find our "perfect" man, and yet we're not willing to bend on our wishlists. We're all different but still hang onto countless deal-breakers, and carelessly pass up opportunities to expand our palate with guys who might be wonderful given a chance. I'm so tired of finding a profile that sounds fantastic (he's a nerd! he loves dogs! he's adorable!), ***, and being *** hard is it to be gracious? How hard is it to be flexible? I work a boring office job, I live a simple boring life, I work out and hate every minute of it, I have 3 close friends, my dog means the world to me, and all I've ever wanted is to find someone to love who makes me feel wanted. Everything else is details.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Rogelio from Albany | Man | 29 years old | Cancer
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    Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I am a pretty laid back, down to earth guy. I usually go with the flow, but at times want to do my own thing, so I do it. :)I have a wonderful career going, and I love what I do. I love music, most types of music. I am musically talented, I sing, I do not think I am the best singer, but have been told that I'm good.I also play the piano. I love cars, I used to drive anAudi until I was in a serious accident. I was hit from the side at 60mph by a drunk driver. Especially since then I'm extremely safety conscious. I drive a VW Jetta right now, but will very soon drive another Audi. Although I do not generally "party" I like to have a good time. I am looking for someone with a good heart and personality. I am straight acting, and am looking for the same. I love to cuddle, kiss, hold hands. I am very affectionate, and like a lot of time with just me and my man... Don't get me wrong I love being with my friends and getting out and doing stuff too. I do NOT like feminine guys. I like guys BECAUSE they're guys. While I like the idea of a beautiful person, that is not all that matters to me. Haha that being said, I'm not much into white guys. :/ im very much into Latin guys, and if you speak Spanish you can knock me over with a feather. I'll talk to anyone, and give anyone a chance but if what I just described is you, you've got a head start. Lol I love to meet new people, so talk to me. Haha, Whatever you want to do. Dinner and a movie is great! Or go for a drive out of town, or lay outside and admire all the beauty around us. So many things to do, too many would make a wonderful first date, as long as I'm with someone who likes me.

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  • Karter from Albany | Man | 28 years old | Libra
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    Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I have a Bachelors in Theatre. I haven't done much with theatre in a while, and would really love to get back into it. When I'm not working I'm usually hanging out with friends or family. When I'm not doing that I enjoy playing guitar or reading. The most recent book I've fallen absolutely in love with is Something Like Summer. Such an incredible book, but it completely raked me over the coals.I'm an avid concert goer. My favorite musical artist is Ani DiFranco (I've seen her too many times to count). Other than her, I'll honestly listen to just about anything except pop country. Love blues, jazz, and all the hippie crap from the 60s.I love corny jokes. The worse they are the better. I tell some of the biggest groaners. I like a first date to be somewhere where we can talk comfortably. It doesn't need to be dinner, just something chill where we could talk. Maybe get a coffee, or wander aimlessly through town chit-chatting.

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  • Mitch from Albany | Man | 27 years old | Taurus
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    Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    Well, hello! My mistress passed away last year, and I eventually found myself here, where I patiently, politely await a new, permanent home.--I do enjoy a good play session! I also enjoy being petted and having my delicate chin scratched. I warm up to new folks pretty quickly, but I'd probably do best with someone who's familiar with cats and can "read" me (I'm sweet, but may not appreciate overly boisterous little ones). Rumor has it (i.e. there's a note in my chart) that I like to drink from faucets...Wouldn't it be fun to find *** the Humane Society because I was too lazy to fill out my own profile........ so yeah, I have that going for me. no one likes to fill these self-summaries out, and I would be no exception. I guess I'm pretty simple and laid-back love to laugh and have fun but also keep things low key. I love my camera and my sketch book and sometimes enjoy painting. I like to cook and bake and pretend to be domestic. I love the outdoors and try to enjoy nature as much as possible but I do enjoy going out to parties and bars and having fun too from time to time with friends. I don't really have a scene that I place myself to which is great cause I like them all. I enjoy my time that I spend with family and friends but I am looking to find that special someone to enjoy my time with as well (more on that later). if any of this seems interesting to you say hello. why the hell would I want to write about what to do on a first date? Dinner and a movie isn't that the going standard these days?

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