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About Me

Hmm, where to start? I prefer people to judge me through conversation versus a few sentences about myself. BUT, I will try my best to conform to the standards of the infamous online profile. Seriously, I just like to have a good time, but I will warn you now...I am easily entertained. As far as my "type", I'm generally attracted to guy around my age and typically thin/athletic builds. Hairy guys are a huge plus haha. Things about me: -midgets and children scare the crap out of me-I love a good horror film. (the cheesier the better) And yes, horror films make me laugh.-I love infomercials! Shut up...you know you watch them too.-Battlestar Galactica is fraking amazing. GO NERDS!-I can spend hours watching food network and wish I one day get off my ass and try to cook something-Coffee is yummy-Beer is almost better-I don't like to get super drunk though-I have a dog-Congratulations you have read this far-I like all kinds of music, but lean towards heavy rock.Guys I like:-I like a guy who is genuinely nice to all. If you consider yourself a **** or a diva, then we won't get along. -Typically I sway towards the more masculine guys, but a little feistiness won't hurt anybody-Nerds are always welcome-Generally, I like guys who are taller and thinner than myself -Age isn't a huge factor...as long as you aren't older than my dad. -You MUST be able to enjoy a good horror flick-I am looking for that guy who considers himself a selfless person. If you think you are deserving of anything then keep on walking. That's about it....if there is anything else you wanna know...then just ask. Dating is for suckers. Naw, I'm joking. It's hard for me to describe a first date. It depends on the other person. I can't say I want to go to a sushi restaurant if you don't like sushi. But liking sushi is a requirement to date me so that scenario wouldn't work. I usually order something highly garlicky on the first date too. lol. Interested yet? If you are, then I am scared. For real, just date me and find out for yourself. Haha.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

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