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About Me

I'm Jake.I currently work in disability rights. I enjoy eating beans out of a can, being obnoxious, and existing (which I'm admittedly pretty good at).I genuinely love life and the act of living. I am a very honest and positive person; if you don't identify with both of those characteristics, I don't need you in my life (as evidenced by the fact that I am doing just fine without you). I don't care what we do so long as you don't send me a picture of you in a dog kennel not wearing pants afterward... Yes, that happened to me once... which is why I gave up on another dating site...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Win

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    Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33

    As a favor to everyone who has read a bunch of boring profiles I decided to have a little fun and try something new:WELCOME TO THE PROFILE THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER! Shortly after reading this profile you will be compelled to send a message if not to say hi at least to thank me for saving you from another standard profile. I've even underlined certain things for those of you who were big fans of Sparknotes in high school. I'm pretty well rounded. Next on the list is a dentist. Chances are when a problem comes up I have some experience fixing it. Almost every job I've had has been an absolute joy and taught me to take advantage of a good thing.LIFE STILL UNCHANGED?... Another one of my research projects includes a six month span of doing intensive cancer research, so I'm a bit a a science lover. In my free time I like to go out to dinner, get drinks, listen to music, walk around the beach, or just relax with my friends. BUT WAIT, THERE'S STILL MORE...I'm an easy going type of person with a lot of ambition. I love to learn about everything, I have received my Master's in Biomedical Science and now I'm working on my senior year of my DDS degree at USC so I don't have an incredible amount of free time after trying to win the war against tooth decay daily but I find time for the important things. I find myself curious about subjects ranging from the meaning of life to figuring out whether the thing in the corner of the Museum of Modern Art is a trash can or a priceless exhibit, but nothing's better than turning around and finding a completely amazing place that you never knew existed.The thrill of the unexpected made me realize that while trying new things can be fun. Sometimes just letting the night develop into something unexpected beats anything that could have been planned.THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER...And the only fee is a little chemistry. If you want to hear more just ask. Message in the next five minutes and I'll throw in a response for FREE! Ever since then I find myself easily entertained.

  • Christopher

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    Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34

    I generally consider pants optional, but someone kept flagging my photos. Who would have guessed, right? Oh, wait...I'm supposed to take this seriously? In that case... There's a hell of a lot more to do down here, but I also can't see the stars at night. For the time being, I consider this a fair trade.I have fun with just about everything I do. I'm also good at just about everything I do, which is probably why it's so much fun for me. Did I mention humility is one of my finer qualities?I judge people based on who they are, not what they have or what they do. I'm not impressed if you know a celebrity. I'm very impressed if you spend time helping your grandmother, or take your little sister out shopping. Most people would agree with this if you asked them, but I'm one of the few who actually means it.I protect those I'm close to. This means I'll walk you to your car after a date, and you'll always feel safe when I'm around. This also means my friends and family know they can count on me when the chips are down or they're in a bind. Unless of course their bind involves snakes. I hate snakes.Intelligence is extremely attractive to me and very sexy. I'm also looking for a girl with a big heart, plenty of confidence, and a zest for life like I have. But I'm also not in a rush. I'm pretty happy with the life I have, and feel no pressure to change it.If you think we would get along, shoot me a line. Who knows...if you're lucky I may even write back...~Tom Midget Wrestling

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