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Phallu, 30
United States, Montana, Whitefish

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About Me

" . . . .lived a life that consisted of being a typical Neanderthal, college, drinking, fighting, loud music, driving too fast, lifting weights, playing contact sports, military, law enforcement, fireman, and tattoos" - John WelbournI actually don't have any tattoos. But I like all the other stuff. However, I also like not so loud music, children, flash mobs, picnics, sunsets (sunrises too), power ballads, fresh powder, love stories, country music, house music, massages, volunteering, buying people things they didn't ask for just because I know it will make them happy (I mean like a pack of Lafesavers not like, a Lexus), slow dancing, dancing fast, astronomy, making cards and gifts from scratch, sleepovers, sandcastles, sandals, and desserts with marshmallows. Desserts with chocolate too. Pretty much all desserts, bc I dont get to eat them often. And I miss the beach.Feel free to message me if you like to laugh.That is all. If you want more, just ask. :) Really? Something awesome. Not a movie bc then how could I get to know you? Unless you talk during the whole thing, then I will just hate you anyway. So no movies. Except if, you know, it's something awesome - like Transformers 3.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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