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Celosia, 49

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About Me

Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable man who still lives with his mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. May we all find the love we want and deserve! Ps. It says I never drink because I'm allergic (and can't stand the taste) NOT because I'm a recovering alcoholic. :) I have no problem with YOU drinking.PPs. My computer has died and I'm currently working off an iPad, so therefore unable to chat.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Kayla

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-33

    Hi! My name is Kayla. I am divorced spiritual but not religious caucasian woman with kids from Butte, Montana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Myrl

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    Hey!!!How are you? I hope your life is full and exciting and that you are happy. We all have our disappointments and frustrations but it's how we respond or react to them that truly define who we are. So...with that said....I am looking for a specific person. One that radiates this amazing, exciting and positive energy. Who lives their life in abundance and believes that ambition/work is necessary for growth. Someone who has no room for complacency nor criticism of others. Someone who doesn't turn away a person on the street when approached that they need some spare change. There are five things that are a must have for me. If you possess these five thing we could possibly be a match. Woooo Hooo!!! Hahahahahaha.Are you ready??? 1- A man who sincerely wants to provide and take care of a woman.2- A man who appreciates a woman who expresses her love for him and understands the things that make him happy.3- A man who is monogamous. 4- A man who has gratitude and can stare at opposition in the face without being intimidated or fearful.5- A man who loves his siblings, his parents and has a great relationship with his children (if he has any).ME?I am honest but gentle in my approach. I can be direct when I need to be. Confrontation doesn't intimidate me but I avoid it. In other words...I am not confrontational. I am ambitious which is why I need the same. I am fit....which is why I need the same. I love to laugh and am super spontaneous. I am affectionate and enjoy someone who is not afraid of a little PDA. I am definitely high maintenance....hahahaha but staying fit, looking my best and enjoying a long life while still being in fashion is a priority to me. First date? Let's talk on the phone first and see if there is a connection.

  • Brigette

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Hi out there in the land of meetville. Sorry to start on a negative note but want to make sure everyone reads this. If you are only 'separated' I will not respond. OK--now on to more fun stuff.....I want to just clarify that although i chose 'just want to date but nothing serious' i am open to a serious relationship just not desperate and pounding the pavement looking for one--hope that makes sense. All my family is still there except my eldest brother who i am in biz with. Went back to UK but could no longer stand the weather so came back to CA and the rest is History....I have one son in 7th grade. I enjoy running, tennis and horses and prefer to get up early. Love the outdoors and am learning to sail.All pictures are extremely accurate--no surprises.I don't play games...life is too precious & too short. I am definitely unconventional with an elusive mix of bohemian sophistication and style and "March to the beat of my own drum". I tend to get along better with liberal-minded free spirits, non-judgmental and entrepreneurial types.I am extremely active, athletic and exercise often and an ovo-pescatarian. I am independent and modern but still a lady and enjoy having doors opened for me and chairs pulled out I love to spend time with family, friends and my partner. I own a company with my brother for 20 years.I absolutely love travelling and hopefully my next trip will be with someone special.I believe in lust at first sight, however, true lasting love takes some time and a lot of commitment. My Wish List:* Clean Shaven(not a deal breaker but my preference),* A partner who has great pride and respect for themselves.* Someone that will stay modern, take care of his body and soul* A man who wants to be my best friend and my lover.* A man who feels comfortable in sweats and his favorite old T.Shirt but also enjoys getting dressed up once in a while. I am looking for a loving, intelligent, compassionate, and passionate man who loves romance and to spend quality time with a partner. Is that handsome man you? Send me a message and let's connect!!Now let's talk about you....Jill Not much into going back and forth with *** found through past experiences (and common sense) people can construct themselves into whatever they want or feel you want them to be.Happy Hour. Margarita and some chips and salsa. If we decide we want a second date then maybe dinner but prefer first meeting to be more brief--we can always prolong long it if we want ;)

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