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About Me

Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable man who still lives with his mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. May we all find the love we want and deserve! Ps. It says I never drink because I'm allergic (and can't stand the taste) NOT because I'm a recovering alcoholic. :) I have no problem with YOU drinking.PPs. My computer has died and I'm currently working off an iPad, so therefore unable to chat.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Hi! My name is Cn. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Butte, Montana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Jaylee

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    Is this site called Plenty of FISH because of all the guys actually holding up fish in photos? Yes, I'm serious. I'm a recording artist/songwriter. I'd like to move back to LA to be around people like me again. My band is in LA, so I go often for rehearsals. I'm an animal lover, so I don't eat animals. I don't give up on people. I'm highly creative and down to earth. I tend to like a pro artistic guy. I'm more spiritual than religious, but I was raised Jewish. I am looking for some values and passions in common. For me that's animal compassion, healthy lifestyle and probably a professional creative -so he will understand why I do what I do. A pro musician is usually what I end up with (producer/engineer/composer types). I see so many "no drama" requests. It's a given that no one wants drama, so why even list that? People are complicated and conflicts are a natural part of relationships. The trick is to communicate to get to the root of the issue to fix it for good, not give up!(if you are a hunter, please don't write to me). also, if you have "partner in crime" on your profile you should change it right now! Also, if you have a chest picture posted with your face not in the picture- you are a total cornball! Please don't write to me if we obviously have nothing in common. A first meeting could be kept simple like meeting up for a drink or at a coffee house. We can spend more time together after this initial meeting if there is mutual interest. :)

  • Harrietta

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I hate the pick up bar scene and thought that I would try this. I am a person who enjoys living their life everyday, because it is such a precious gift, indeed. I have a fun, outgoing, positive personality. Funny too! LOL. Definitely, love animals. If you are honest, have a good sense of humor (that's very important) attractive and respect your own body, please contact me. Let's go have some fun together... Enjoy it to the fullest.

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