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About Me

Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable man who still lives with his mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. May we all find the love we want and deserve! Ps. It says I never drink because I'm allergic (and can't stand the taste) NOT because I'm a recovering alcoholic. :) I have no problem with YOU drinking.PPs. My computer has died and I'm currently working off an iPad, so therefore unable to chat.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Livia

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I'm a happy, positive person! I genuinely enjoy life and I embrace it head on no matter the blessing or challenge. I also have enough self respect that you won't find sexy photos here; those are reserved for the man I choose to be with.Eating healthy and being active are important aspects of my life. Does that mean that I don't occasionally treat myself to dessert or that I'm in the gym every day? No. I seek a healthy balance every day. My preferences are outdoor activities such as walking, jogging, running, swimming, light day hikes, bicycle riding at the beach, spending time at the park playing volleyball (you also might find me on the swings or going down the slide too! I'm very young at heart and I like to have fun.) I have a great sense of humor--I'm very playful and maybe even a little goofy; I'm open-minded and big on communication; I'm easy-going and don't make mountains out of molehills. My perspective on life is that it is meant to be lived with an adventurous and inquisitive spirit. Each day is an opportunity to right wrongs, learn lessons, be kind to others, and leave a positive impact on those we meet. It's all about choices: we are never too busy for the people or tasks we choose to make a priority. I already love my life as it is but I know it will be enhanced when shared with the man I'm compatible with. Everyone has an off day, but we are a great match if at the heart of who you are is fun, fit, happy, confident, loyal, honest, kind, hard-working, humorous, faith/family/friend-oriented, full of integrity, spontaneous, affectionate, a great kisser, as well as healthy in mind, body, and spirit. All these things, and more, encapsulate what I have to offer. I like who I am when I'm in a relationship versus casually dating because I can truly be me and give my all uninhibited. Of course we have to start somewhere and that means dating so we can get to know each other; however, once we have some dates under our belt, the perfect day starts with us enjoying the outdoors, cooking dinner or ordering takeout, and curling up together on the couch to watch a movie...but the best part is when we enjoy each other's company so much that the movie doesn't get watched. (Hey now, where did your mind just go?! We might not get to watch the movie because we are talking so much.) LOL! ;- Oh, one more thing...wait for it...this seems to be very important to you guys...I have no drama! Hahaha, sorry, I couldn't resist. :-) I told you I was a little goofy.WARNING: Any ***, organizations, or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects--you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum, both current and future. If you do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice. A first date is after the initial meet/greet, which means we agree there is an in-person connection/chemistry and want to see each other again. To me, that also means it doesn't matter what we do, where we go, or how we get there...I just want to get to know you better and vice versa.

  • Love

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    Hi! My name is Love. I am divorced spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from Butte, Montana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Ethyl

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    For now I am looking for someone that would just like to go out and have a good time. Someone to laugh with, I want to have some fun. I am not opposed to committed realationships, I am just not searching for one. If one finds me, then so be it. I have worked for my employer for 29 years, I take pride in my work, I own my own home and am self sufficient. I have an 20 year old son that lives at home, but you probably wouldn't know it. I love big dogs and have a really great one of my own. I am a dedicated Raider fan and Football season is one of my favorite times of the year. I love classic to newer rock music and will be caught often singing out loud...but not too loud. I enjoy concerts, vegas, coffee, travel, sporting events, motorcylce rides, walking my dog and spur of the moment outings anywhere, I can be ready to go in five. Love to laugh. I think that should do it for now....If you have anything you would like to know about me........just ask.

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