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About Me

Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable man who still lives with his mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. May we all find the love we want and deserve! Ps. It says I never drink because I'm allergic (and can't stand the taste) NOT because I'm a recovering alcoholic. :) I have no problem with YOU drinking.PPs. My computer has died and I'm currently working off an iPad, so therefore unable to chat.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Vernon

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    I'm a down to earth, fun, sexy, easy going, girl that loves the beach and being outdoors. What makes me unique is my positive attitude and the ability to live a great life without drama or games. I workout, do yoga, play with my kids (ages 4 and ***SUP..stand up paddle board and up for anything where the surf meets the sand. I live a healthy lifestyle and love to cook and try new things. Love to dance and enjoy life and I always have my Ipod close by.I'm looking for a great guy that's honest, genuine, fun, smart, beautiful inside and out and likes kids, the beach and adventure. Being tall (6'2" or taller) cute and having a great smile is a bonus! I like meeting for lunch during the week or a drink in the evening..something casual as this is where we determine if a second date is something we are interested in to get to know each other better.

  • Yahaira

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I will not bore you with the usual profile stuff...as for my interests, personality etc....I would love to talk to you and share..... I will say a few things though about what I am looking for and what I'm not. That way we can all save some precious time.1. I am looking to find one person that I can date and have a happy healthy relationship with.I enjoy the closeness of a committed relationship and want that in my life. I am not looking for casual dates other than for the purpose of finding someone to hopefully have a relationship with. I do not want to be one of many cyber friends....that is meaningless in my opinion.2. I believe in open communication and straightforward talk. Of course respect in needed always, and I value a man who shows caring and respect towards me, himself and others. I am openly affectionate and prefer someone who is too.3 I surround myself with positive thinkers and doers...I need someone who is ambitious and positive about life and makes good choices for themselves. I value a healthy lifestyle, someone who enjoys different physical activities, and likes to get outside. I am not a couch potato... I love snuggling up for a good movie though!4. I need a man who is settled in their job and is financially stable. This does not mean that you have to make a ton of money because I am pretty simple in my needs and wants, but you need to be employed and preferably enjoy your profession. Thank you for taking the time to read my profile. If you are interested in knowing more about me, please don't hesitate to send a quick ***, I would love to hear from you.(Updated ***Lynda I like the casual meeting like a walk on the beach or a cup of coffee/beer/or wine. Lets talk to see if there is a connection, some wild chemistry, or common interests...I actually prefer to talk on the phone before meeting face to face.

  • Mistie

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    I do love country music, but love classic rock and oldies. I am an easy going person who loves camping, movies, bowling, and hanging out at the beach. I appreciate the simple things life has to offer. I have three wonderful daughters that are my world.

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