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Celosia, 49

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About Me

Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable man who still lives with his mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. May we all find the love we want and deserve! Ps. It says I never drink because I'm allergic (and can't stand the taste) NOT because I'm a recovering alcoholic. :) I have no problem with YOU drinking.PPs. My computer has died and I'm currently working off an iPad, so therefore unable to chat.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Myrl

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    Hey!!!How are you? I hope your life is full and exciting and that you are happy. We all have our disappointments and frustrations but it's how we respond or react to them that truly define who we are. So...with that said....I am looking for a specific person. One that radiates this amazing, exciting and positive energy. Who lives their life in abundance and believes that ambition/work is necessary for growth. Someone who has no room for complacency nor criticism of others. Someone who doesn't turn away a person on the street when approached that they need some spare change. There are five things that are a must have for me. If you possess these five thing we could possibly be a match. Woooo Hooo!!! Hahahahahaha.Are you ready??? 1- A man who sincerely wants to provide and take care of a woman.2- A man who appreciates a woman who expresses her love for him and understands the things that make him happy.3- A man who is monogamous. 4- A man who has gratitude and can stare at opposition in the face without being intimidated or fearful.5- A man who loves his siblings, his parents and has a great relationship with his children (if he has any).ME?I am honest but gentle in my approach. I can be direct when I need to be. Confrontation doesn't intimidate me but I avoid it. In other words...I am not confrontational. I am ambitious which is why I need the same. I am fit....which is why I need the same. I love to laugh and am super spontaneous. I am affectionate and enjoy someone who is not afraid of a little PDA. I am definitely high maintenance....hahahaha but staying fit, looking my best and enjoying a long life while still being in fashion is a priority to me. First date? Let's talk on the phone first and see if there is a connection.

  • Sedona

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    I am free spirited, intelligent,independent,straight forward, no nonsense woman. Although I am independent, I am sensitive, nurturing, and very loving. I love nature and animals... an equestrian with 7 horses. I have a beautiful 9 year old boy whom is the world to me. I'm seeking a sophisticated man with class who enjoys nature, and must enjoy being around horses. Values and morals are high on my list. I have never had a one night stand, nor am I interested in having one. So, please move on if that is your desire.I am interested in meeting a partner with my similar traits and values... and knows when he is in the presence of a lady.P.S The chemistry results that meetville posted of me are inacurrate of my personaliy..I am not a dependant person when it comes to romance nor will I lose my uniqueness!

  • Mistie

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    I do love country music, but love classic rock and oldies. I am an easy going person who loves camping, movies, bowling, and hanging out at the beach. I appreciate the simple things life has to offer. I have three wonderful daughters that are my world.

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