SIMILAR PEOPLE
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CelosiaOffline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable man who still lives with his mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. May we all find the love we want and deserve! Ps. It says I never drink because I'm allergic (and can't stand the taste) NOT because I'm a recovering alcoholic. :) I have no problem with YOU drinking.PPs. My computer has died and I'm currently working off an iPad, so therefore unable to chat.
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SharolynOffline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
ME: You might run into to me at an art gallery, a design show, a shooting range, a motorcycle shop, or at the dog park with unbrushed hair and a coffee in hand. I enjoy going out to see live music. I will squeeze your arm to hard in a spooky movie. I am equally as happy to go see an independent or foreign film as I am a block buster SciFi flick. I love to travel abroad. I usually go on a big trip at least once per year if not more. I can also be a bit sporty at times. Horses (hunter/jumper mostly), Snowboarding/Skiing, Dirt biking (moto), and windsurfing (beginner) are all high on my list. I am certified in scuba. My bicycle needs a tuneup and I am terrible at tennis but I am game if you are. I am a little shy but I have always wanted to learn how to swing dance. Open to trying new things. I am very social and active but do enjoy the little things in life and can be quite domestic at times. My house is in relatively good order but I need your help. I can't reach the top shelf without climbing gear and I have a noisy rock in my dryer. Sad to say it but I am not much of a cook (sorry). Maybe you can teach me? I am the only vegetarian among my friends who are mostly foodies. I am not interested in random hookups (that is what bars and hookers are for). I swear like a sailor, I am a liberal pit-bull (pit-bulls are sweet), and an atheist too. I 'd rather have a warmblood horse, ducati hypermotard, or a three month vacation abroad then fancy jewelry or clothes but I'd take it all. I am not any more acquisitive then most monkeys I just don't hide my nature. I own a small business and have many creative projects but I'll gladly make time for you. I do try to keep it all in balance. I am Looking for fun, adventure, companionship. I am monogamous and loyal once committed. things that terrify me: mayonnaise, christians, pickled beets, zombies, coc*roaches, opera.allergic to: codeine, most musical theater, accounting, romantic comedies, republicans, dust mites, viragos, colonial furniture.post scriptum: all my pics are recent. my real age; I was born the year the movie Mothra came out.
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FerminaOffline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
Looking for someone to have fun adventures with, a companion to share life. I am bright, happy, down to earth and love trying new things and traveling. I love snuggling and hand holding. Super happy if you'll dance with me!.. Chemistry and a connection are a must. I have close circles of friends that I cherish, and hope that you will too. Coffee in the morning, or chardonnay at sunset!