SIMILAR PEOPLE
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CelosiaOnline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable man who still lives with his mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. May we all find the love we want and deserve! Ps. It says I never drink because I'm allergic (and can't stand the taste) NOT because I'm a recovering alcoholic. :) I have no problem with YOU drinking.PPs. My computer has died and I'm currently working off an iPad, so therefore unable to chat.
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BebeOnline
Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-55
OK. I'm done. If you want to know more please inquire. Glass of wine!! (Red)
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EasterOnline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
Does a sporty, witty, playful, passionate, straight-shootin', sensual, independent, untraditional, common sense thinking, organized, go-to gal sound interesting? Then you may want to keep reading... You can find me at the beach most days waiting for the dolphins to swim by, playing beach volleyball, biking or rollerblading, people watching, or just laying on the beach dreaming that a great guy asks me to play frisbee. I like to camp, cook and clean but would never turn down a five-star hotel, reservations and maid service. I have no drama or trauma and my mood is easy. My home is warm, my heart is happy and my soul is solid. I have a deep respect for those less fortunate, spending some of my free time volunteering. It would be great if my partner would like to join me in giving their time to others. My life is pretty great and I’m looking for an equally great man to share it with. You can count on me turning the most mundane activities into something just a little less boring. I can turn an ordinary trip to the market into a wicked game of hide and seek! If you are kind to strangers and animals, authentic, honest, outgoing, passionate, and hilarious, you could be for me! So stranger... if you are handsome (nice teeth and well dressed), clean, truly funny (and not in the telling a joke kind of way), non-religious and emotionally available, we should chat. I am seeking pure and mind blowing intimacy, so players and one-night standers need not be intrigued!! So let's get some concert tickets, a plane ticket, a movie ticket, a lift ticket, and a ticket to ride this wonderful life, side by side!PS. I must say, that if you have pictures of yourself, taken by yourself, in the mirror of your dirty bathroom, I am already turned off. If you send me a "Wants To Meet You" or you just add me as a "Favorite", I will not respond. Being shy or lazy are not qualities that I am interested in!Best of luck to everyone :-)