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About Me

I think I'm funny as hell. YOU may not think so, but I SLAY myself. I love to dance. I can't sing, but I do it anyway, so beware. I can't chew gum without swallowing it. Clowns scare the bejeezus outta me. I can't pee outdoors, so I don't go camping. I'm not afraid to leave the house in a baseball cap and no makeup. I'm fluent in sarcasm. I'm a master at practical jokes.I can't whistle. Sometimes I snort when I laugh. I hate coffee. I'm smarter than I look. I love watching football and will occasionally scream at the TV if my team is losing. I hate to argue, but love a good 'debate'. I try not to laugh when people trip, but sometimes I can't help myself. I don't like dark chocolate. I love the smell of babies. I fall when I bowl. I can pick small objects up off the floor with my toes. I'm a great cook. I can do a cartwheel, but not a somersault. Enough random useless facts about me?*EDITORS NOTE*Since profile was written I've learned to tinkle outdoors (it's all in the stance), and found out that I actually enjoy camping. (clowns still scare the bejeezus outta me though) I don't think the first meeting counts as a date.. more of a 'meet and greet'... check and see if we 'click' and then go from there... I'm up for pretty much anything except for the circus...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

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  • Nancie

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

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  • Pa

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    im a WIDOW FOR NOW 10 YEARS I WOULD LOVE TO FIND MY TRUE MATCH SOME DAY ! look im gonna just be straight up i was n a house fire back n ***ive had alot of surgeries threw the years and ive been done and also back to good n the best way you can be after something that rough !so these are my recent pic's so if you can not deal then please dont mess !dont mean to be cold but also im a strong women and havent had problem gettin dates or bein in relationships but im looking for for in life like possible long term n with a guy that understands and also loves to do things like fun!

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