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United States, Idaho, Jerome

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About Me

I think I'm funny as hell. YOU may not think so, but I SLAY myself. I love to dance. I can't sing, but I do it anyway, so beware. I can't chew gum without swallowing it. Clowns scare the bejeezus outta me. I can't pee outdoors, so I don't go camping. I'm not afraid to leave the house in a baseball cap and no makeup. I'm fluent in sarcasm. I'm a master at practical jokes.I can't whistle. Sometimes I snort when I laugh. I hate coffee. I'm smarter than I look. I love watching football and will occasionally scream at the TV if my team is losing. I hate to argue, but love a good 'debate'. I try not to laugh when people trip, but sometimes I can't help myself. I don't like dark chocolate. I love the smell of babies. I fall when I bowl. I can pick small objects up off the floor with my toes. I'm a great cook. I can do a cartwheel, but not a somersault. Enough random useless facts about me?*EDITORS NOTE*Since profile was written I've learned to tinkle outdoors (it's all in the stance), and found out that I actually enjoy camping. (clowns still scare the bejeezus outta me though) I don't think the first meeting counts as a date.. more of a 'meet and greet'... check and see if we 'click' and then go from there... I'm up for pretty much anything except for the circus...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Camping / Hiking Photography Drama Family & Kids Sport Thriller Cricket
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