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About Me

I think I'm funny as hell. YOU may not think so, but I SLAY myself. I love to dance. I can't sing, but I do it anyway, so beware. I can't chew gum without swallowing it. Clowns scare the bejeezus outta me. I can't pee outdoors, so I don't go camping. I'm not afraid to leave the house in a baseball cap and no makeup. I'm fluent in sarcasm. I'm a master at practical jokes.I can't whistle. Sometimes I snort when I laugh. I hate coffee. I'm smarter than I look. I love watching football and will occasionally scream at the TV if my team is losing. I hate to argue, but love a good 'debate'. I try not to laugh when people trip, but sometimes I can't help myself. I don't like dark chocolate. I love the smell of babies. I fall when I bowl. I can pick small objects up off the floor with my toes. I'm a great cook. I can do a cartwheel, but not a somersault. Enough random useless facts about me?*EDITORS NOTE*Since profile was written I've learned to tinkle outdoors (it's all in the stance), and found out that I actually enjoy camping. (clowns still scare the bejeezus outta me though) I don't think the first meeting counts as a date.. more of a 'meet and greet'... check and see if we 'click' and then go from there... I'm up for pretty much anything except for the circus...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    Me.. single mom working on a college degree..I like trying new things, would love to travel more than I have in the past (would love to see the world someday) and hopefully with a great person by my side! I enjoy hanging at home sometimes. other times i like going out with friends and/or family..overall I consider myself an easy going person who can appreciate the simple things and enjoy the finer of life as well..Wondering if there are any real people on here, I am not a cynical person. Seriously though does anyone want a real connection..I am still hope full to be able to find it some day. Drop me a line if you think we are on the same page :) Whatever we decide on .. I am a very easy going person.. very go with the flow etc..

  • Patty

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    Well, here you go. This is me, I have a kind heart, I'm independent, hard working and have strong family values. I believe in "earning your stripes" and that you get back what you put in. My children, now teenagers, mean the world to me! I am very passionate about many things.I am a very social person. I love to be around people and have fun. I love family, music, good food and laughing!! I am respectful and true to myself as well as others. I can tend to be on the cautious side when I first meet people. But once you earn my trust, you will know the real me. What I'm looking for is really simple honestly. Strong values are important to me, it says a lot about someone. Being honest is #1 ,a good sense of humor is a strong 2nd. I'm looking to start a new honest, respectful, fulfilling, compassionate and fun future. I am a huge outdoor fan. I love camping, fishing, water, hiking and campfires. I enjoy all kinds of music, food, good wine and good fun. I work really hard in my job, but I also enjoy my free time and want to make the best of it.

  • Alia

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I love all the out doors like camping & fishing but i will not put the worm on the hook. I like to walk in the park, going 2 the movies & out to eat. I have 1 son that I love so much. He is every thing 2 me. I like to find someone that I can spend the rest of my life with. I like country music & slow dancing. And if you are just looking 4 sex keep going but sex is good The first date should be a time to get to know you. Maybe dinner at a quite restaurant and a walk in the park.

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