SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Jonna
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Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Hobbies: Sarcasm and one liners (see my headline?..nope, I am not the porn star. I just figured I would get your attention)What makes me Unique: Ummm, I am smart, AND from WVGoal: Get DatesAspirations: to win the lottery so I can buy a really hot stud who is around 40 years old and is just dreamy looking. Oh yeah with said lottery winnings, I would be able to take you out too!
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Cedar
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Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I enjoy spending time with family and friends. Looking to meet someone new to enjoy the next chapter in my life. NO players please.....If you are someone who is honest, hard working and monogamous then you may be the one. I am easygoing and a great sense of humor. I enjoy movies, dining, camping, traveling, walks on the beach and more. I enjoy sports if its going to a game or watching in on TV. Out for coffee or dinner something simple.
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Sage
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Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I think I'm funny as hell. YOU may not think so, but I SLAY myself. I love to dance. I can't sing, but I do it anyway, so beware. I can't chew gum without swallowing it. Clowns scare the bejeezus outta me. I can't pee outdoors, so I don't go camping. I'm not afraid to leave the house in a baseball cap and no makeup. I'm fluent in sarcasm. I'm a master at practical jokes.I can't whistle. Sometimes I snort when I laugh. I hate coffee. I'm smarter than I look. I love watching football and will occasionally scream at the TV if my team is losing. I hate to argue, but love a good 'debate'. I try not to laugh when people trip, but sometimes I can't help myself. I don't like dark chocolate. I love the smell of babies. I fall when I bowl. I can pick small objects up off the floor with my toes. I'm a great cook. I can do a cartwheel, but not a somersault. Enough random useless facts about me?*EDITORS NOTE*Since profile was written I've learned to tinkle outdoors (it's all in the stance), and found out that I actually enjoy camping. (clowns still scare the bejeezus outta me though) I don't think the first meeting counts as a date.. more of a 'meet and greet'... check and see if we 'click' and then go from there... I'm up for pretty much anything except for the circus...