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KodeyOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Just me looking for 100% real with a sense of humor... Soulmate would be nice also. I like to do all kinds of things including riding motorcycles... So please have an adventurous spirit :***P.S. I'm an excellent cook so bring your appetite! I have a picture of something I threw together in the kitchen which will be updated. So have a look and let your mouth water! Ha! Also.. If you're married/girlfriend or just looking for a hookup please pass me by. No offense to anyone.What's up with men and their pictures holding a slimy fish carcass? Maybe I should *** photos holding some earthworms.... sexy... NOT! Lol... I'm just kidding here! One more thing.... Its not peek/peak your interest it's pique! Spell check people!Read #3.......pique[ peek ]verb (used with object)1. to affect with sharp irritation and resentment, especially by some wound to pride: She was greatly piqued when they refused her invitation.2. to wound (the pride, vanity, etc.).3. to excite (interest, curiosity, etc.): Her curiosity was piqued by the gossip. Note: Please understand the aforementioned statement is not being said in a derogatory or negative manner. Actually it's dry humor. So please stop with the hate mail... Lol. Also, if you don't know what those words mean then that is probably why you didn't get it in the first place. #LightenUp#Where are the beautiful minds?Oh and I don't like country music......I always have to wonder about bathroom pictures with multiple toothbrushes... Hmm.I'm back with another tip...... Please people.. It's not a waist of your time unless perhaps you are lacking a mid section! However it could quite possibly be a waste! Smh.........I've decided I want to learn how to play golf and the guitar.... In no particular order :-)Ok... For any sensitive reader: My comments are for the most part sarcastic dry humor not meant to offend anyone.
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MargeneOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Unfortunately with some if the rude men on this site, I've made some ground rules:1) I'm not on here for sex2) if we both agree on a date, please don't be so rude to not show up. A text is super easy, and believe me I'm cool about it3) if you don't have a picture, I can't get to know you.4) if you live very far away, most likely we won't meetSorry to be like this, but I am a sweet, down to earth person who tends to take each person at their word, if your a player, please move on.What can I say? I think I'm a pretty smart girl. I been around the block a few times. I've worked hard to get where I am today, a pretty successful doctor.But, I also have a huge spontaneous, artistic, eccentric? side. I dress in expensive high fashion, but I love sweat pants just as much.I will buy Eagles, and Flyers tickets at the drop of a hat, and ask someone out of the blue to accompany me.I have alot of ink, started pretty young, and now its just part of me. My style is traditional Japanese, and highlights the intensity of my spirit!I work out as much as possible, but I use a militant personal trainer, because he kicks my butt!I prefer "muscle" type guys, especially ones that will work hard for not only looks, but endurance as well.I'm a bit of type A personality, so the guy has to pretty confident and keep my interest. I tend to get bored kinda quick (sorry)But, I am a passionate person, and will be always be completely upfront with you, because I have no time for anything else.I believe in "friends first" but I also need what I like to call the "zsa zsa zhoo", meaning physical chemistry. If that's not there, well, what can I say?Once I am your friend, you won't find a more generous gal on this planet.Also, I will guarantee you that my body at this age, looks a ton better than it did in my 20"s! (God Bless my trainer!)So, younger men, I hope you will give me a second look. Hugs and Kisses! Lisa SPORTS!
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MaryanneOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I'm constantly bewildered by the cruel joke of heterosexuality. Why am I drawn to and attracted to the opposite sex when it appears that everything about us is, indeed, opposite? It seems that men are more suited to living with men, and women with women. So why are we trying to fit a square peg into a round hole (please pardon the pun as I believe I've just answered my own question while philosophizing). I am sort of a walking contradiction in that I love people but am sort of a loner. I'm a little bit country, but I'm also a little bit rock 'n' roll. I love to go for a long hike in the woods with my dogs, but when I get home I might blast some Radiohead or Pink Floyd... or Johnny Cash. Then there's big band music! So much to choose from...I like social gatherings but I'm more likely to enjoy doing something productive. Most of my hobbies entail solitude. Things like painting, writing (screenplays mostly), hiking, biking, hanging out with my dogs. Very dedicated to my dysfunctional family, as well. I'm not a huge fan of television but do like public TV and a few cable shows like "Curb Your Enthusiasm." I could watch that show for hours. Also like Mad Men and a guilty pleasure is "The Bachelor". I can be too serious/cynical about life sometimes but when my mind is free from worrying about my family, my friends and the planet, I can be a hell of a lot of fun! I love to laugh but I also can appreciate a peaceful Sunday morning drinking coffee, listening to music and reading the paper. (One stripper said that a raisin was once originally a pickle--I'm sorry, it's cruel but it makes me feel better about myself!) I'm a pescatarian and would prefer someone that's not big on eating meat. Also would love someone who is outdoorsy and more of a homebody than an adventurer.I've been told I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Maybe you should be a lesbian trapped in a man's body? First date should always be quick and painless, like ripping off a band-aid, just to see if there is chemistry. A quick dinner/drink or lunch is preferred. If we make it to the second date, I'd like to take a day trip to a city I've never been to before (provided I'm driving so you can't try to kidnap me, only to be seen again on milk cartons--Have you seen this girl?) and explore the local culture. Restaurants, shops, art museums, plays, etc. If the day goes well, the drive back home exchanging time on the iPods (which we'll bring on the first date, of course) should be titillating!