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Kodey, 45

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Just me looking for 100% real with a sense of humor... Soulmate would be nice also. I like to do all kinds of things including riding motorcycles... So please have an adventurous spirit :***P.S. I'm an excellent cook so bring your appetite! I have a picture of something I threw together in the kitchen which will be updated. So have a look and let your mouth water! Ha! Also.. If you're married/girlfriend or just looking for a hookup please pass me by. No offense to anyone.What's up with men and their pictures holding a slimy fish carcass? Maybe I should *** photos holding some earthworms.... sexy... NOT! Lol... I'm just kidding here! One more thing.... Its not peek/peak your interest it's pique! Spell check people!Read #3.......pique[ peek ]verb (used with object)1. to affect with sharp irritation and resentment, especially by some wound to pride: She was greatly piqued when they refused her invitation.2. to wound (the pride, vanity, etc.).3. to excite (interest, curiosity, etc.): Her curiosity was piqued by the gossip. Note: Please understand the aforementioned statement is not being said in a derogatory or negative manner. Actually it's dry humor. So please stop with the hate mail... Lol. Also, if you don't know what those words mean then that is probably why you didn't get it in the first place. #LightenUp#Where are the beautiful minds?Oh and I don't like country music......I always have to wonder about bathroom pictures with multiple toothbrushes... Hmm.I'm back with another tip...... Please people.. It's not a waist of your time unless perhaps you are lacking a mid section! However it could quite possibly be a waste! Smh.........I've decided I want to learn how to play golf and the guitar.... In no particular order :-)Ok... For any sensitive reader: My comments are for the most part sarcastic dry humor not meant to offend anyone.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I'm constantly bewildered by the cruel joke of heterosexuality. Why am I drawn to and attracted to the opposite sex when it appears that everything about us is, indeed, opposite? It seems that men are more suited to living with men, and women with women. So why are we trying to fit a square peg into a round hole (please pardon the pun as I believe I've just answered my own question while philosophizing). I am sort of a walking contradiction in that I love people but am sort of a loner. I'm a little bit country, but I'm also a little bit rock 'n' roll. I love to go for a long hike in the woods with my dogs, but when I get home I might blast some Radiohead or Pink Floyd... or Johnny Cash. Then there's big band music! So much to choose from...I like social gatherings but I'm more likely to enjoy doing something productive. Most of my hobbies entail solitude. Things like painting, writing (screenplays mostly), hiking, biking, hanging out with my dogs. Very dedicated to my dysfunctional family, as well. I'm not a huge fan of television but do like public TV and a few cable shows like "Curb Your Enthusiasm." I could watch that show for hours. Also like Mad Men and a guilty pleasure is "The Bachelor". I can be too serious/cynical about life sometimes but when my mind is free from worrying about my family, my friends and the planet, I can be a hell of a lot of fun! I love to laugh but I also can appreciate a peaceful Sunday morning drinking coffee, listening to music and reading the paper. (One stripper said that a raisin was once originally a pickle--I'm sorry, it's cruel but it makes me feel better about myself!) I'm a pescatarian and would prefer someone that's not big on eating meat. Also would love someone who is outdoorsy and more of a homebody than an adventurer.I've been told I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Maybe you should be a lesbian trapped in a man's body? First date should always be quick and painless, like ripping off a band-aid, just to see if there is chemistry. A quick dinner/drink or lunch is preferred. If we make it to the second date, I'd like to take a day trip to a city I've never been to before (provided I'm driving so you can't try to kidnap me, only to be seen again on milk cartons--Have you seen this girl?) and explore the local culture. Restaurants, shops, art museums, plays, etc. If the day goes well, the drive back home exchanging time on the iPods (which we'll bring on the first date, of course) should be titillating!

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

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