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Maryanne, 44

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About Me

I'm constantly bewildered by the cruel joke of heterosexuality. Why am I drawn to and attracted to the opposite sex when it appears that everything about us is, indeed, opposite? It seems that men are more suited to living with men, and women with women. So why are we trying to fit a square peg into a round hole (please pardon the pun as I believe I've just answered my own question while philosophizing). I am sort of a walking contradiction in that I love people but am sort of a loner. I'm a little bit country, but I'm also a little bit rock 'n' roll. I love to go for a long hike in the woods with my dogs, but when I get home I might blast some Radiohead or Pink Floyd... or Johnny Cash. Then there's big band music! So much to choose from...I like social gatherings but I'm more likely to enjoy doing something productive. Most of my hobbies entail solitude. Things like painting, writing (screenplays mostly), hiking, biking, hanging out with my dogs. Very dedicated to my dysfunctional family, as well. I'm not a huge fan of television but do like public TV and a few cable shows like "Curb Your Enthusiasm." I could watch that show for hours. Also like Mad Men and a guilty pleasure is "The Bachelor". I can be too serious/cynical about life sometimes but when my mind is free from worrying about my family, my friends and the planet, I can be a hell of a lot of fun! I love to laugh but I also can appreciate a peaceful Sunday morning drinking coffee, listening to music and reading the paper. (One stripper said that a raisin was once originally a pickle--I'm sorry, it's cruel but it makes me feel better about myself!) I'm a pescatarian and would prefer someone that's not big on eating meat. Also would love someone who is outdoorsy and more of a homebody than an adventurer.I've been told I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Maybe you should be a lesbian trapped in a man's body? First date should always be quick and painless, like ripping off a band-aid, just to see if there is chemistry. A quick dinner/drink or lunch is preferred. If we make it to the second date, I'd like to take a day trip to a city I've never been to before (provided I'm driving so you can't try to kidnap me, only to be seen again on milk cartons--Have you seen this girl?) and explore the local culture. Restaurants, shops, art museums, plays, etc. If the day goes well, the drive back home exchanging time on the iPods (which we'll bring on the first date, of course) should be titillating!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Samanta

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I AM ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK MEN ONLYI am a dental hygienIst,so please have all of your teeth,lol...No,seriously. I love to laugh and get along. I take pride in my appearance and appreciate the same in my mate. I love a man that smells good,too. I enjoy spending time with family and friends, movies, cookouts, some sports, relaxing at home,etc....I am self sufficient,I own my home,my car and have a full time job. Also,i don't have any credit cards,which means NO DEBT!!! that's right,no debtAbout the one I'm looking for...I'm looking for a african-american man with a sense of humor. i would love a man to be taller than me when i wear heels. something simple like a meet & greet to see if there is chemistry

  • Valarie

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    ! I am very easy going and like to go out and have fun, but also like to be at home. I am a person who likes the small things in life. Reading, movies, walking,swimming, playing pool, seeing live music are just a few of my interests. I am looking to meet new people and take it from there, not opposed to relationship as long as its with the right person.I do have a number of tattos and a few piercings. Have a bit of a sweet spot for men with tattoos, piercings, goates, musicians and men who wear carharts to work ! Nothing better than seeing a hard working man come home and looking all dirty and rugged :-) I like someone who doesn't take life to seriously and likes to laugh. You only live once right why not make the best of it ! I defiantly am not a high maintenance woman so I don't like that in a man. Let's put on some jeans, grab a hot chocolate (no coffee for me ) and go for a walk. But I can also get all prettied up for a nice night out. I know what I want in someone and I wont settle. Im looking for someone who is honest, someone with a sense of humour because I like to laugh and have a good time. Im looking for someone who is not a player and can tell me the truth.I am a very honest person and tell it like it is so that being said: If you are under 30 or looking for one night stand or intimate encounter or dirty talk only DO NOT contact me. I do not drive so if that's a issue please do not contact me. I have curves and i like them ! having curves does not mean i am inactive or lazy, so if you dont like curvy then do not contact me. I don't play games am to old for that. Either you want to get to know me or you don't.If your serious about getting to know me than please send me a message I'd love to hear from you. Happy fishing ! Whatever is decided on !

  • Brinda

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I am updating my profile again. I notice no one seems to want to get to know someone real. Most seem to be looking to get laid. If that is what u r about good luck in ur search. I am real and not into games. I do not have a fantastic job that pays me a lot of money, but i do have a heart ,So this is what I am looking for. Someone not into games .Likes long walks on the beach, going to river,horseback riding. Someone who knows how to have fun. I Like all types of music, food. I am a very laid back woman with simple need & wants. I have 3 children. Son 25, daughter 24, son 19. live in Orien Fl. from my house. Looking for someone to share some of my time with. I have began to see that most men on here r looking to meet someone of the Barbie doll type. Sorry I am far from it. I just want someone real who knows how to treat a woman right. I do not want some who drinks every night, I do not mind a social drinker. I have been alone for a while and am tired of it . I am a good woman with a good heart,I will treat u with love and respect the same as I would expect. If u r out there take a chance, u just never know. Maybe go get a bite to eat,then maybe catch a movie after that maybe grab cup of coffee some where if we r still interestedand more conversation. Then if he is lucky enough we end the night with a kiss and a chance for a second date.

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