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Maryanne, 44

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About Me

I'm constantly bewildered by the cruel joke of heterosexuality. Why am I drawn to and attracted to the opposite sex when it appears that everything about us is, indeed, opposite? It seems that men are more suited to living with men, and women with women. So why are we trying to fit a square peg into a round hole (please pardon the pun as I believe I've just answered my own question while philosophizing). I am sort of a walking contradiction in that I love people but am sort of a loner. I'm a little bit country, but I'm also a little bit rock 'n' roll. I love to go for a long hike in the woods with my dogs, but when I get home I might blast some Radiohead or Pink Floyd... or Johnny Cash. Then there's big band music! So much to choose from...I like social gatherings but I'm more likely to enjoy doing something productive. Most of my hobbies entail solitude. Things like painting, writing (screenplays mostly), hiking, biking, hanging out with my dogs. Very dedicated to my dysfunctional family, as well. I'm not a huge fan of television but do like public TV and a few cable shows like "Curb Your Enthusiasm." I could watch that show for hours. Also like Mad Men and a guilty pleasure is "The Bachelor". I can be too serious/cynical about life sometimes but when my mind is free from worrying about my family, my friends and the planet, I can be a hell of a lot of fun! I love to laugh but I also can appreciate a peaceful Sunday morning drinking coffee, listening to music and reading the paper. (One stripper said that a raisin was once originally a pickle--I'm sorry, it's cruel but it makes me feel better about myself!) I'm a pescatarian and would prefer someone that's not big on eating meat. Also would love someone who is outdoorsy and more of a homebody than an adventurer.I've been told I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Maybe you should be a lesbian trapped in a man's body? First date should always be quick and painless, like ripping off a band-aid, just to see if there is chemistry. A quick dinner/drink or lunch is preferred. If we make it to the second date, I'd like to take a day trip to a city I've never been to before (provided I'm driving so you can't try to kidnap me, only to be seen again on milk cartons--Have you seen this girl?) and explore the local culture. Restaurants, shops, art museums, plays, etc. If the day goes well, the drive back home exchanging time on the iPods (which we'll bring on the first date, of course) should be titillating!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Ardelle

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    *Please take the time to read my profile so you can see if we may be a potential match BEFORE contacting me. I know what I want and I hope you do, too. Thanks!I am the mother of 2 incredible children. They are my greatest accomplishment and my pride and joy! If you don't want children, we certainly aren't a good match. Not looking for a Dad for them, they have one, but an additional positive, loving and healthy role model, will always do! In return, I am happy to date a man who has children, too. I pose no threat to their mom, just a promise of love and friendship. I am an outgoing spirit, young at heart and full of laughter/fun but I am also a mom, a professional career woman, and a dedicated friend. Simply put, I am looking for the following:*SINGLE (I don't care if that means divorced, widowed, or never married, but single is a must)*HONEST*NORMAL (whatever that means but this can be WAY more challenging than I ever imagined)*A MALE between the ages of ****Educated (College degree...intelligence is attractive)*Laughter, active, healthy, loving, passionate, vulnerable, confident, trusting*Enjoys dancing or having fun at hole in the wall bars *Loves tropical settings/travel*Loves activities in or around the water (boating, skiing, jet skis, swimming, waterfalls)*Spontaneity/Flexibility*Financially and emotionally stable*If you have married and divorced more than once, I'm sorry, but I am not interested.*If and when warranted, A kiss can make or break the deal...must have a SPARK there!!My preferences:*Beach vs Mountain=Beach but definitely appreciate both settings*Chocolate vs Vanilla=Chocolate*Dogs vs Cats=DOGS! *Allergic to cats*Dive bars vs Hot Spots=Dive bars w live music but you'll find me at either*Smoker vs Non-smoker=Non-smoker*Enjoys working out vs Couch Potato=Exercise but not a fanatic and there's nothing wrong with curling up together on the couch...just not ****Football vs Baseball=Football...How 'bout them TEXANS?!?!?!*Tattoos vs No Tattoos=No TattoosAt this point in my life, I know that I can make it on my own. It's a choice to share me/us with someone special. It's a want...not a need. I'm hopeful it will happen one day and I'm ready and awaiting that moment with open arms. Happy Fishing! Doesn't matter what or where as long as it's with the right company! Running in a thunderstorm can be fun, sexy and full of laughter when you're with someone special!

  • Adrie

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    This is the hard part talking about myself so here goes....I'm a fun outgoing person, I love to do things on the spur of the moment, laughter and personality is a must!!! I'm a very laid back easy going person. I'm not impressed by what people drive or how much money they make :) I have 2 wonderful girls that are my life....family first! My happy place is the beach I can sit all day and listen to the waves crash. If you need to know more..just ask!

  • Carmen

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    A bit about myself, first off…I haven’t dated in a LONG time. It’s a bit scary, but it’s time to join the fishes! I love doing so many things, most importantly love all that life has to offer so I thought it best to describe a great partner and what we might do…..; whether it be boating, skiing, snowmobiling, horseback riding, golf, tennis, taking drives and ending up at a cool hole in the wall for lunch, apple picking and pumpkin carving in the fall (fall is one of my favorite times of year), have an adventure in your own backyard and beyond, enjoy a bonfire on a beautiful evening, and cherish everyday like its your last. I love anything to do with boats in the summer and skiing/winter activities on the flip side! Also, love a guy that loves sports (football, baseball, hockey), but as for me, it is mostly the social aspect and entertaining during sports that I find the most fun! I love to entertain and have friends over for cards, dinner, etc. as well. I am very involved in our community, giving back by volunteering is a wonderful way to stay involved in my children’s lives! Most important to me: my kids, my friends and hopefully, some day a great partner! Live, laugh, love. Let's chat..... and figure it out. Looking forward to it.

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