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Tyra, 49
United States, Colorado, Fort Morgan

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About Me

I am a sweet, well adjusted stable woman.I dig on trying new and different things as often as I can. Just want a nice life, peace and quiet, minimal bs and even less drama - unless it's someone elses drama then I will watch all day!ANR anyone? ;)I have an excellent job!I can't believe I actually get paid for the work I do!I am an Absinthe connoisseur.I will only dance with the green fairy from Switzerland! ;)I have a 5 month old Saluki.She's gorgeous!At 5'10" I'm Rubenesque with nice long legs.I joined a gym and I go 5 days a week.I am a total **** when I'm sweaty so no I do not want to go to the gym with you.I'm trying to learn how to golf. TRYING...;)It's not as easy as it looks, is it?I don't like conflict, arguing and discord.I will go out of my way to avoid these things.Basically I just go along with things-within reason!Not a lot bothers me for too long.It takes a lot to shock or offend me.Nothing really even pisses me off.Please do not contact me if you are young enough to be my son.No age is NOT just a number!Stop interrupting son, you will NOT talk me into ANYTHING if you are under 45.My children are all grown adults. I did my time.I am looking forward to a future WITHOUT very young or small children.However...I dig grandchildren! Mine, yours, whosever!They are our reward for a job well done as parents!I am extremely bright and don't have a lot of patience for...stupidity,lying,beating around the bushsubstance abuserspeople who lack integrityor people who use words like always, never and foreverand men who are married BUT separated, only together because of the kids, finances or whatever.Run that drag elsewhere please.People who want to trample on the constitution irritate the hell out of me though.***k gun control...a good guy/gal with a gun beats ***any day of the week!I am very disappointed with obama. I feel he is an embarrassment and has made our great country into an international laughingstock.I feel he is a complete idiot and was only elected because he is black.I mean come on...you know he is the spoon hiding out in the knife drawer when...!..now telling US how to behave to keep the peace?! I'm not looking for a one night stand or FWB or any NSA crap so save your breath.I won't f**k you or engage in ANY KIND of sexual activity with you the first time we meet either so don't ask me to......I will have to be mean and hurt your feelings.Probably even scar your psyche.Oh yeah...couples? ...stop it. Please.What's up with all this poly marriage/relationship BS?Does your wife/partner KNOW this is the type of relationship she is in? I'm thinking she probably doesn't.So yeah...count me out there as well please.Say it with me...MONOGAMOUS.Sarcasm is NOT attractive...it really isn't.However a sense of humor, compassion, tolerance and patience are incredibly magnetic to me.Men who are on good terms with their exes and close to their families are very attractive as well!Please PLEASE don't be an overtly racist, opinionated, dumb ass who just wants to argue about stupid sh*t all of the time. Life is way too short for this waste of energy....please don't contact me if all you wanna do is talk about sex or ask about my anatomy and could you see it...this is the 21st century there is an entire Internet full of free porn for that kind of thing! Thank you so much! :)Oh yeah...No one has my permission at any time to use my profile whole or in part or my pictures or images for anything at anytime.If you or anybody does I will get a lawyer and bring down legal ramifications like God brought down the locusts on Pharoah.Got it? Good. Laugh and see the humor in what we are doing here in the first place!Go for a walk at the river maybe hmmmmm? Or that proverbial coffee thing! :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Disco Chinese Korean Middle Eastern Crime Family & Kids Romance
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