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TyraOnline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
I am a sweet, well adjusted stable woman.I dig on trying new and different things as often as I can. Just want a nice life, peace and quiet, minimal bs and even less drama - unless it's someone elses drama then I will watch all day!ANR anyone? ;)I have an excellent job!I can't believe I actually get paid for the work I do!I am an Absinthe connoisseur.I will only dance with the green fairy from Switzerland! ;)I have a 5 month old Saluki.She's gorgeous!At 5'10" I'm Rubenesque with nice long legs.I joined a gym and I go 5 days a week.I am a total **** when I'm sweaty so no I do not want to go to the gym with you.I'm trying to learn how to golf. TRYING...;)It's not as easy as it looks, is it?I don't like conflict, arguing and discord.I will go out of my way to avoid these things.Basically I just go along with things-within reason!Not a lot bothers me for too long.It takes a lot to shock or offend me.Nothing really even pisses me off.Please do not contact me if you are young enough to be my son.No age is NOT just a number!Stop interrupting son, you will NOT talk me into ANYTHING if you are under 45.My children are all grown adults. I did my time.I am looking forward to a future WITHOUT very young or small children.However...I dig grandchildren! Mine, yours, whosever!They are our reward for a job well done as parents!I am extremely bright and don't have a lot of patience for...stupidity,lying,beating around the bushsubstance abuserspeople who lack integrityor people who use words like always, never and foreverand men who are married BUT separated, only together because of the kids, finances or whatever.Run that drag elsewhere please.People who want to trample on the constitution irritate the hell out of me though.***k gun control...a good guy/gal with a gun beats ***any day of the week!I am very disappointed with obama. I feel he is an embarrassment and has made our great country into an international laughingstock.I feel he is a complete idiot and was only elected because he is black.I mean come on...you know he is the spoon hiding out in the knife drawer when...!..now telling US how to behave to keep the peace?! I'm not looking for a one night stand or FWB or any NSA crap so save your breath.I won't f**k you or engage in ANY KIND of sexual activity with you the first time we meet either so don't ask me to......I will have to be mean and hurt your feelings.Probably even scar your psyche.Oh yeah...couples? ...stop it. Please.What's up with all this poly marriage/relationship BS?Does your wife/partner KNOW this is the type of relationship she is in? I'm thinking she probably doesn't.So yeah...count me out there as well please.Say it with me...MONOGAMOUS.Sarcasm is NOT attractive...it really isn't.However a sense of humor, compassion, tolerance and patience are incredibly magnetic to me.Men who are on good terms with their exes and close to their families are very attractive as well!Please PLEASE don't be an overtly racist, opinionated, dumb ass who just wants to argue about stupid sh*t all of the time. Life is way too short for this waste of energy....please don't contact me if all you wanna do is talk about sex or ask about my anatomy and could you see it...this is the 21st century there is an entire Internet full of free porn for that kind of thing! Thank you so much! :)Oh yeah...No one has my permission at any time to use my profile whole or in part or my pictures or images for anything at anytime.If you or anybody does I will get a lawyer and bring down legal ramifications like God brought down the locusts on Pharoah.Got it? Good. Laugh and see the humor in what we are doing here in the first place!Go for a walk at the river maybe hmmmmm? Or that proverbial coffee thing! :)
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GabrieleOnline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
Welcome! Thank you for your patronage. That's 'patronage' with a hard A sound, you know- the first A, that is, not the soft 'ahh' sound...oh never mind. My writers are off today, I'll have them punch this up for me later. In a nutshell:- Looking for a friend and a lover- Preferably the same person- Would like my heart touched first- That about covers it, feel free to skip to the end- It's cramped in hereI am putty for a smart man who is outrageously witty. Big and cuddly never hurts either. If you sing off key, best let me know up front. I love snuggling up for a movie, but if you make me watch something with subtitles there better be a backrub in the bargain. I'm a happy person - very affectionate and kind, and am seeking the same. Boy Scouts only, please. I smoke a little and drink a little and those are the only vices I am admitting at this time. I love fuzzy little animals and all things girlie, but I will seriously kick your ass at croquet.I'm 6' in heels - You should know at least one good joke, so come prepared. If you refer to undergarments as "drawers", we are probably not well suited. Gentlemen, Gentlemen - Please! Single File!I've a knack for crossword puzzles and growing tomatoes.; If you haven't seen that version of Camelot, feel free to go ahead and do that now. I'll wait. I love trips to Vegas, dressing up for Halloween, and a rousing lingerie+board games+shots night at home with my Sweetie. Currently reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. (update: not loving it) Your Mom will like me. Love roller coasters, playing backgammon and pinochle. Mmm... pinochle...Looking for the "right stuff" with someone (pretty sure it has something to do with tachyons). I don't want to overanalyze what attraction/chemistry consists of - I'm one of those people that doesn't want to know how they saw the lady in half or make the rabbit come out of that hat. I prefer to believe in the magic. But no pressure *OH GOD THE PRESSURE* - spending a fun, friendly day/evening with someone new is rarely a mistake. (And by rarely, I mean often. Why, God? Why oh why so often??? Sidenote - You guys in your 20s: Please, thanks but no thanks. This online dating is dangerous business, and best left to the experts)*Don't quote me on that 'putty' thing Quite flexible on this, but if you suggest geocaching or teaching me to golf it’s a guaranteed thumbs up.Conversely, first date invites for motorcycle rides, coffee chats or hot tubbing will be met with a frown and a swift chop right to the thorax.
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LorrineOnline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
I am an educator and have two teenage kids who are my joy and my pride.I love movies, movies, movies! As a past actress, I also love to take in a play now and then. I enjoy going out to eat, talking about anything and everything, and then ending the night with the perfect kiss.***Guys - I want to make sure I am very clear about this - I am NOT looking for a hook - up or a FWB. I am looking for a relationship, meaning I will not sleep with you, unless we are in a committed relationship. That should put a hold on all of you out there who are looking for "no drama." I read that as meaning "no emotional attachment," i.e. Come on, guys, let's try to be better human beings. *** The usual, coffee or a drink, and a game of chess...doesn't everyone do that?