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Milla, 42
United States, Nevada, Gardnerville

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I like my men like I like my cheese, AGED and SHARP. I'M A 10 ... x200,***on the Scoville scale! A generous sense of HUMOUR is a REQUIREMENT. "Chaos, pandemonium, and confusion...my work here is done." I have some I Love Lucy and Hepburnesque (mostly Kate) tendencies with a brackish touch of Anastasia Beaverhausen. I possess a bit more fight than flight response. More fascination than frustration. I can tolerate everything but intolerance. Regarding the profession of genius, I thought EVIL genius might scare the fellas off. I'm okay with place holder in the dating field but not doormat.;WWMTD" I prefer provocative to confrontational, direct to outspoken, tenacious to stubborn, spirited to hyper, decisive to over bearing, and audacious to smart a$$. I'm not hoping to meet my "perfect match". I'm the idiot savant of voice overs! I prefer pop-up books and have been known to eat the paste during craft projects if snacks are not provided. I have a propensity for bee herding, shoving pennies into electrical outlets, upsetting the apple cart, and stating the obvious. Antics, high jinks, and irreverent, acerbic quips are all possibilities. But I'm not bad, I'm just incorrigible.I LIKE storytellers. A sense of direction and conviction. Carefully chosen and delivered words. Dark chocolate, John Coltrane, and a hairy chest.....not necessarily in that order.I DISLIKE abuses of power. Having a laugh at the expense of someone else. Deliberate misrepresentation, spin doctors, translation - big fat liars. Those who lack the ability to be grateful. And the ultimate...a "you complete me" mentality.Stuff I'm not wild about --awareness.COMMUNICATION PREREQUISITES: 1)Wily humour.2)Cogent thought.TRIBAL ALIAS: Dances with Grey Goose formerly Waltzes with SnobsSUPERHERO ALIAS: Captain ObviousSNOW WHITE & THE SEVEN DWARFS ALIAS: BallsyYIDDISH ALIAS: Shiksa-bobA.K.A.), and CODE RED, (If you're lucky.)!PoF MOTTO: Veni, vidi, cebiche.WARNING: APPROACHING A REDHEAD PROCEED WITH CAUTION THIS GINGER is - "Not allowed access to firearms, power tools, or protractors." :0( For additional *** to the designated ROSHA HANDBOOK. CLIFF NOTES: (insert clearing of throat and serious tone here)IMA(udacious)O, here's what it's really all about...I have great parents. They deeply respect one another, accept each others differences, and tell the truth. In short, they have set the bar awfully high. An ideal relationship, for me, involves copious amounts of humor, pleasant conversation, heated debate, acceptance of each others differences, the occasional uncomfortable truth, and at some point dark chocolate. Not necessarily in that order. How you put all of that into practice, consistently is the difficult part. We all want to be in love with a wonderful person. Most of the time, we're in love with an ordinary person sharing wonderful moments. Sustaining a relationship requires effort. Mind blowing, toe curling, leave you breathless intimacy with someone is a bonus (insert girlish giggle followed by wistful sigh here).PHOTO OPS: I've always preferred to be behind the camera. Oddly enough my image does not appear in photos(insert eerie Dark Shadows music here). It is MY preference not to post photographs that I feel lack a certain degree of decorum. That's MY personal policy. I've noticed that some people are very photogenic and in person, not so much. Conversely, individuals that may not be Vogue cover material in a *** very attractive in person.’-on-the- Glass blowing of course, followed by a little bocce and a picnic featuring a game of lawn darts. Maybe I'll bring my View Master and we'll share an enchanted moment. *******Ok meetvilleers, let's be clear on this. My definition of athletic is pictured above. I spent 10 years as a competitive athlete and 23 years as an *** the same field. I'm overweight, not obese, and not athletic. I've a clear idea of the distinctions and the ability, knowledge, and desire to affect a change in my physical fitness level.******** *****Frequently, the audio for the meetville chat feature will sound off, although NO ACTUAL chat window is accessible to respond.***** We ask a simple questionAnd that is all we wish:Are fishermen all liars?Or do only liars fish?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

House Techno Chinese French South American Vietnamese Adult Sci-Fi Thriller War
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  • Talitha from Gardnerville | Woman | 41 years old | Aries
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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    Trying this again..Hello Im Mary, Thanks for taking time to read my profile, It is long...... I am a hard working single mom of a 8 year old boy. My motto has always been "Work Hard to Play Hard"... it has paid off for me so far and it allows me to do the xtra fun things in life. My son is the biggest part of my life right now. NO DRAMA from his father at all. I have him ***..other than work and some me fun time(great babysitters).. I am looking for someone that can work their time in with me and my busy schedule with your time..to see where things can go! I am not looking for someone to be a father to my son, but a POSITIVE male role model..... If your are not where you want to be in life, or aleast have a goal...I don't want to hear I wish I did this or that..I don't have time for that in my life..Just get to where you want to be...If you live in your mothers basement, you are most likely not the one for me... If you dont eat meat, most likley you are not for me.. I can eat beef every day !! A big fat med FILET from any steak house.... If you dont like sports, most likley you are not for me. If you have a criminal record, most likley not for me, if you are in a custidy battle with your ex for your children/ child, you are not for me. If you are on anti depression meds you are most likely not for me. If you are a swinger or belong in to a swingers club, you are not for me, if you are still sleeping with your ex wife, you are not for me. YOU MUST LOVE LIFE AND what it has to offer.. Its a great thing!! IF YOUR PROFILE STATES "wants to date but nothing serious" THEN YOU ARE NOT FOR ME. I listen to 95.1 Shine Fm radio station, its a christian station.. to and from work..Its up lifitng and it gets me thru the rush hour traffic. I do still enjoy other music as well, and going to concerts...I scalp a ticket when I am not working on Sundays!!, other things that i enjoy are Orioles games, skiing, water and snow, swimming, the beach, fine dinning AND not so fine dinning, trying to find that great burger..ect..anything outside. I enjoy any sporting event, baseball, basketball, football, and I can even enjoy watching a Pro Boxing match.. Enjoy going to some of the little dive bars in my area to grab a drink.. sone of my best times. There are times when I just need to chill and get a movie and have my quiet times too. I love to travel and hope to find someone that enjoys it as well. Having a passport is a must or willing to get one..I have enjoyed life..Harley's and boats are fun too!! lol The good and the Bad,.It has made me the person I am today!! and yes the bad too!! Sometimes the little simple things in life bring me happiness. It's not where I am is about who I am with. A relationship filled with lots of fun, laughter AND Love!! Becoming one together.. One team!I have been running/walking 5ks this year too! So if your into that.. That would be fun too!!!ALL THIS MAY SOUND LIKE I AM ASKING A LOT... BUT I AM WORTH A LOT!! And I Love a Jack and Coke!! drink of choice To be honest..Any Steak House is my favorite...I am not a shell fish eater, but I can crack the crabs for you...But Honest and whats praticle..I am very laid back..I can have fun doing almost anything with the right person...or I can get dressed up for a nice dinner(what woman dosent want to put on a cute little black dress)..Maybe not on the first date though :-)..I don't drink coffee..but that seems to be the line of the century.."Meet for a cup of coffee" maybe ill have to start drinking it..If you ask me to meet for coffee..then it obvious you havent read the last line..and you will never know why I didnt answer you ***'t have to drink alcohol but I dont drink coffee so I'm not meeting in a coffee shop. Not even Starbucks!! Thanks for taking time to read my profile!A movie is not good for the first few dates, how am I suspose to get to know you? A few drinks, maybe an appetizer, something short and simple!I'm not looking for a pen pal or another ***, I do understand the meaning.. Getting to know each other first thru a few *** tex .. But there comes a time when a face to face needs to happen!And please.. Take off your shades, and put on a shirt, if that's all you have to offer is a 6 pack abs..you are most likely not for me!And I don't want to date your Truck, your sports car, your motorcycle, your boat, your painting collection, ect... Having all of these are great!! And can be a great joy. But putting them in place of your pics. They don't sell! Put pics of YOURSELF, smiling and having a great time with all your toys :-) that's what we women want to see! And if you have nothing.. That's ok too! Just have a job, and be a kind loving man!This all may sound harsh to some, but if you really want to get to know me, then you won't find what I will accept and YES there is always exceptions!!! And please stop asking to meet for coffee! It doesn't have to be alcohol.. But I don't drink coffee or any coffee type drinks.. I'm still looking for.. waiting for "The time of my life"I want the last dance.Someone to make my good life...GREAT

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  • Kinsey from Gardnerville | Woman | 41 years old | Aquarius
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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    Iam Fun, Very Loyal,I love to enjoy the nice weather, Love spending time with people that make me laugh! Collect Tattoos and am a Jane of all trades!Iam Very Independant and I say things rather than just think them... I dont Like creepy People...And when I say creepy I really mean creepy.... ( Like do NOT message me and talk about sex) Thats just weird!I have more guy friends then i do Gals.... Anyone I choose to date I must find attractive (Thats a broad spectrum. I like TALL men and tend to date people YOUNGER than me ***...I would never seek out a couch potato.. I like A MAN! Can you fix things? I like exploring, laughing, camping, Other than that im not convinced you can meet your soul mate online but what the heck do I know :)Just like meeting new people and hang out!PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME A MESSAGE IF YOU ARE NOT IN MY AGE GROUP!!! ( Meaning my dating age group or at least close) PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PROFILE PICTURE!PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE A DECADE OLDER THAN ME AND HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH ME JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK IM HOT, SEXY, BEAUTIFUL, BLAH BLAH BLAH! I will not respond to any messages of those in nature....Iam covered in tattoos but yet iam a classy PTA Mother as well, If you have a negative opinion on girls with Tattoos please do not bother messaging me....If your famous pick up line is going to be "hey I like your Ink" Dont bother.... Theres a lot more to talk about now days other than Tattoos! :) Any first dates if i were to try it out would be in a public place that is kicked back & comfy for both! And When meeting someone new for the first time I dont realyy consider it a "Date"

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  • Leonora from Gardnerville | Woman | 45 years old | Pisces
    Leonora

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    Hi!! Thanks for checking out my profile. I am looking for a good man who is independent, educated, fun to be with, honest and hardworking to enjoy some off time with. I enjoy movies, travel and good conversation. I like most types of music and what I listen to depends on the mood I am in at the time.I consider my self as a responsible, organized, hardworking, and very clean person with good morals and values. I'm not religious but I believe in GOD. My favorite hobbies are reading, music, arts, museums, sports, and natural reserves. I care about healthy eating and exercise. I am very interested in traveling and spending time together. I would love to find someone who is spontaneous...example, let's just get in the car on Friday night to go someplace for the weekend.I am a REAL person. I am a great listener as well as a great communicator. No games please!! I hate drama and head games. I am an adult and would like to be with the same. So PLEASE be real!! Please be honest with me. Quiet place where you can talk

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