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JulienneOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I love to joke around and laugh so I hope you do too. I have two very sweet dogs. I\'m looking to meet animal lover, someone mature, honest, and sane that can become my best friend and more.
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MillaOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I like my men like I like my cheese, AGED and SHARP. I'M A 10 ... x200,***on the Scoville scale! A generous sense of HUMOUR is a REQUIREMENT. "Chaos, pandemonium, and confusion...my work here is done." I have some I Love Lucy and Hepburnesque (mostly Kate) tendencies with a brackish touch of Anastasia Beaverhausen. I possess a bit more fight than flight response. More fascination than frustration. I can tolerate everything but intolerance. Regarding the profession of genius, I thought EVIL genius might scare the fellas off. I'm okay with place holder in the dating field but not doormat.;WWMTD" I prefer provocative to confrontational, direct to outspoken, tenacious to stubborn, spirited to hyper, decisive to over bearing, and audacious to smart a$$. I'm not hoping to meet my "perfect match". I'm the idiot savant of voice overs! I prefer pop-up books and have been known to eat the paste during craft projects if snacks are not provided. I have a propensity for bee herding, shoving pennies into electrical outlets, upsetting the apple cart, and stating the obvious. Antics, high jinks, and irreverent, acerbic quips are all possibilities. But I'm not bad, I'm just incorrigible.I LIKE storytellers. A sense of direction and conviction. Carefully chosen and delivered words. Dark chocolate, John Coltrane, and a hairy chest.....not necessarily in that order.I DISLIKE abuses of power. Having a laugh at the expense of someone else. Deliberate misrepresentation, spin doctors, translation - big fat liars. Those who lack the ability to be grateful. And the ultimate...a "you complete me" mentality.Stuff I'm not wild about --awareness.COMMUNICATION PREREQUISITES: 1)Wily humour.2)Cogent thought.TRIBAL ALIAS: Dances with Grey Goose formerly Waltzes with SnobsSUPERHERO ALIAS: Captain ObviousSNOW WHITE & THE SEVEN DWARFS ALIAS: BallsyYIDDISH ALIAS: Shiksa-bobA.K.A.), and CODE RED, (If you're lucky.)!PoF MOTTO: Veni, vidi, cebiche.WARNING: APPROACHING A REDHEAD PROCEED WITH CAUTION THIS GINGER is - "Not allowed access to firearms, power tools, or protractors." :0( For additional *** to the designated ROSHA HANDBOOK. CLIFF NOTES: (insert clearing of throat and serious tone here)IMA(udacious)O, here's what it's really all about...I have great parents. They deeply respect one another, accept each others differences, and tell the truth. In short, they have set the bar awfully high. An ideal relationship, for me, involves copious amounts of humor, pleasant conversation, heated debate, acceptance of each others differences, the occasional uncomfortable truth, and at some point dark chocolate. Not necessarily in that order. How you put all of that into practice, consistently is the difficult part. We all want to be in love with a wonderful person. Most of the time, we're in love with an ordinary person sharing wonderful moments. Sustaining a relationship requires effort. Mind blowing, toe curling, leave you breathless intimacy with someone is a bonus (insert girlish giggle followed by wistful sigh here).PHOTO OPS: I've always preferred to be behind the camera. Oddly enough my image does not appear in photos(insert eerie Dark Shadows music here). It is MY preference not to post photographs that I feel lack a certain degree of decorum. That's MY personal policy. I've noticed that some people are very photogenic and in person, not so much. Conversely, individuals that may not be Vogue cover material in a *** very attractive in person.’-on-the- Glass blowing of course, followed by a little bocce and a picnic featuring a game of lawn darts. Maybe I'll bring my View Master and we'll share an enchanted moment. *******Ok meetvilleers, let's be clear on this. My definition of athletic is pictured above. I spent 10 years as a competitive athlete and 23 years as an *** the same field. I'm overweight, not obese, and not athletic. I've a clear idea of the distinctions and the ability, knowledge, and desire to affect a change in my physical fitness level.******** *****Frequently, the audio for the meetville chat feature will sound off, although NO ACTUAL chat window is accessible to respond.***** We ask a simple questionAnd that is all we wish:Are fishermen all liars?Or do only liars fish?
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CassiaOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I'm pragmatic but spontaneous. Nurturing but competitive. Peaceful but energetic. I love staying up late -- whether it's watching one of my favorite tv shows, making love to my significant other or just read a good book -- but I almost always sleep in on weekends. I definitely have an adventurous streak -- whether it's trying out an exotic recipe in the kitchen, trying out a new restaurant or just taking off for the weekend without a destination.I'd rather be with a guy who has big dreams and no money than a guy with no dreams and big money. I must admit, I like a bit of a bad boy -- not an awful, I'm-going-to-treat-you-like-crap kind of guy, but someone who's going to push me to my limits and then pull back with a warm hug at the last minute. Truth is, I'm just a nice girl (most of the time) who's looking for some fun and companionship (not necessarily in that order). I love funny guys who can hold me spellbound with a story or make me laugh until I cry. I also love creativity and passion. Maybe it's your love of '80s movies, your baseball card collection or the fact that you moved across country with only a duffel bag -- it doesn't matter. The right man not only fascinates me but also brings out the best in me. We push each other to be the greatest people we can be. We bolster each other's egos and we leave short, thoughtful love messages for each other when we're away on business trips. If you're comfortable in your own skin, have a strong sense of self and aren't afraid to expose your flaws, I'm sure we'll get along just fine.-time singer/guitarist, I'm already melting. It doesn't involve a chain restaurant, a roller coaster or a movie. It may involve eating, excitement or entertainment. It definitely involves me, you and a long, drawn-out moment where we don't want to say good night.15 Real Reasons to Date a Nurse: 1. Nurses are compassionate and patient, and are often great listeners.2. Nurses are super-smart. If you’re into both brains and beauty, your date can deliver.3. Tired of nursing that hangover? Let an actual nurse work his/her feel-better magic.4. Nurses have seen bodies of all shapes and sizes — and witnessed every kind of bodily function imaginable. Your insecurities and body quirks will likely leave your date unfazed.5. No waiting in line. You’ll get a quick diagnosis every time you feel under the weather.6. The uniform. It’s not just sexy on Halloween. (Translation: those scrubs just look so cute and comfy.)7. Impressive nerves. Nurses remain calm and collected in pretty stressful situations. You want to be dating a nurse in times of emergency and chaos.8. Nurses work long hours. So if you want a little alone time, a nurse’s crazy schedule might suit you just fine. (Also, with odd hours come odd date times. Monday afternoon might become the new Friday night.)9. Nurses make great future parents. No pressure or anything. 10. You’ll be safe. Date a nurse and you’ve got *** to CPR, safety advice and disease-prevention tips.11. Awesome “How was your day?” stories. Nurses have endless tales of patient and/or doctor drama.12. You’ll start to understand the medical jargon on your favorite medical dramas.13. Nurses will love your thoughtful gestures. They give to others all day and can often feel unappreciated.14. Nurses understand selflessness, one of the key ingredients to a healthy relationship.15. Your date saves lives. That’s brag-worthy.