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TrishaOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
My boyfriend Hiring Organization: Your's truely Starting Date: ASAP Position Description: My Boyfriend/lover Short and long-term programs available that could work into a permanent position. I am a non-profit organization that offers environmental enrichment, entertainment, mental frustration, happiness, and affection to qualified applicants. Your work will include various tasks as outlined in the official job description. Very few terms of the position are negotiable, but counter-offers will be considered. The work is labor intensive & the hours are long, the payment is bad. The work is difficult and can be stressful, but the rewards are great! Qualifications/Experience: I am looking for a very special person. Only people who are very serious and passionate about this position should apply. You must be friendly and have good communication skills, work well with others and have the ability to lead others as well as follow. You can be even-tempered and down to earth, but it is not required. Your own transportation is not required, but is recommended. Intern positions could lead to a permanent position as my boyfriend. Due to fire insurance & health considerations, I am unable to consider applicants who smoke and use drugs.Salary/funding: There is none. Full-time boyfriend will be paid in affection. Support provided for internship/volunteer positions (travel, meals) is available at this time. A photo of myself will be provided to applicants that send me one first. In addition, room and board are provided in the form of sleep over a couple of nights a week if desired. . Term of Appointment: 6 weeks or longer Application Deadline: Ongoing Comments: To apply, respond by *** letter of intent, photo and some information about why you are qualified for the position. Job Description Title: My boyfriend/Lover FLSA Status: Nonexempt Report to: Girlfriend(Me) Job Summary: Schedules and/or participates in social interactions with Boyfriend, moral and/or emotional support of girlfriend, participates in intimacy with Girlfriend (only), constructive criticism of girlfriends questionable ideas, amusement and intellectual stimulation for Girlfriend. Duties and responsibilities may include, but are not limited to: Answers telephone and provides information/conversation to Girlfriend. Greets girlfriend and directs physical contact to appropriate body parts (i.e., kiss on the mouth). Composes and types routine correspondence and memoranda using a computer and/or cellular phone. Keeps secrets, but not "from" girlfriend. Establishes and maintains affinitive bonds through physical contact and/or other methods. Occasional compliments or reassurance during times of emotional strife, or various other times of insecurity. Spends time with girlfriend and likes it. Participates in occasional field trips, wild goose chases, vacations, jungle outings, and/or other bad ideas. Works in conjunction with girlfriend to accomplish various tasks. Performs other related duties as required. Knowledge, Skills, and Abilities (established by Girlfriend) Knowledge and respect of a womens anatomy. Knowledge and/or genuine interest in subject matters that Girlfriend finds intriguing. Interpersonal skills. Ability to kiss well. Ability to make Girlfriend laugh. Ability to tolerate and/or interact with difficult and/or irrational individuals (i.e., Girlfriend). Ability to provide occasional piggy back rides. Ability to establish priorities, work independently, and proceed with objectives without supervision. Ability to handle and resolve recurring problems. Special Requirements (established by Girlfriend) willing to work overtime, holidays, and weekends as requested by Girlfriend. Occasional travel may be necessary. Strong work ethic and enthusiasm for boyfriend position. Occasional public declaration or support of public declaration of Girlfriend relationship status. Willingness to accept being referred to as boyfriend in multiple forms of communication (i.e., verbal conversation, electronic discourse, sign language, photographs, etc.) without cringing, gagging, or experiencing other discomfort. Willingness to participate in sexual monogamy while in boyfriend position. Willingness to express position resignation and/or renegotiation directly and promptly with Girlfriend. Rob a bank?
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AmaleeOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Hello.....I am looking for a sincere, caring, down to earth guy; if this is you, please keep reading :) I am talkative and out-going yet quiet sometimes. I am very friendly, a great listener, affectionate, honest, and energetic. I am responsible and very reliable. I like doing things on the fly sometimes so I guess I can be spontaneous as well. I love to have a good time, laugh and make others laugh as well. I love cooking and love trying different foods. Love going out to NYC as well as just hanging out at home. Family values are very important to me as is my religion (I am a Greek Orthodox Christian). I love to watch movies, listen to music and read a good book. I like traveling, love the beach and love football – Go Giants!!. I would like to meet someone who knows what he wants out of life, who has a great personality, and is honest. I don't like mind games and I hate negativity. I am a very positive person and am thankful for all the blessings that I have. Overall, I am a normal well rounded person who is compassionate, positive, down to earth and loving. I think the rest is yet to be written so drop me a line and let's see where this story continues..... Meeting up for a drink or coffee to get to know each other a little through some conversation.....
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MillaOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I like my men like I like my cheese, AGED and SHARP. I'M A 10 ... x200,***on the Scoville scale! A generous sense of HUMOUR is a REQUIREMENT. "Chaos, pandemonium, and confusion...my work here is done." I have some I Love Lucy and Hepburnesque (mostly Kate) tendencies with a brackish touch of Anastasia Beaverhausen. I possess a bit more fight than flight response. More fascination than frustration. I can tolerate everything but intolerance. Regarding the profession of genius, I thought EVIL genius might scare the fellas off. I'm okay with place holder in the dating field but not doormat.;WWMTD" I prefer provocative to confrontational, direct to outspoken, tenacious to stubborn, spirited to hyper, decisive to over bearing, and audacious to smart a$$. I'm not hoping to meet my "perfect match". I'm the idiot savant of voice overs! I prefer pop-up books and have been known to eat the paste during craft projects if snacks are not provided. I have a propensity for bee herding, shoving pennies into electrical outlets, upsetting the apple cart, and stating the obvious. Antics, high jinks, and irreverent, acerbic quips are all possibilities. But I'm not bad, I'm just incorrigible.I LIKE storytellers. A sense of direction and conviction. Carefully chosen and delivered words. Dark chocolate, John Coltrane, and a hairy chest.....not necessarily in that order.I DISLIKE abuses of power. Having a laugh at the expense of someone else. Deliberate misrepresentation, spin doctors, translation - big fat liars. Those who lack the ability to be grateful. And the ultimate...a "you complete me" mentality.Stuff I'm not wild about --awareness.COMMUNICATION PREREQUISITES: 1)Wily humour.2)Cogent thought.TRIBAL ALIAS: Dances with Grey Goose formerly Waltzes with SnobsSUPERHERO ALIAS: Captain ObviousSNOW WHITE & THE SEVEN DWARFS ALIAS: BallsyYIDDISH ALIAS: Shiksa-bobA.K.A.), and CODE RED, (If you're lucky.)!PoF MOTTO: Veni, vidi, cebiche.WARNING: APPROACHING A REDHEAD PROCEED WITH CAUTION THIS GINGER is - "Not allowed access to firearms, power tools, or protractors." :0( For additional *** to the designated ROSHA HANDBOOK. CLIFF NOTES: (insert clearing of throat and serious tone here)IMA(udacious)O, here's what it's really all about...I have great parents. They deeply respect one another, accept each others differences, and tell the truth. In short, they have set the bar awfully high. An ideal relationship, for me, involves copious amounts of humor, pleasant conversation, heated debate, acceptance of each others differences, the occasional uncomfortable truth, and at some point dark chocolate. Not necessarily in that order. How you put all of that into practice, consistently is the difficult part. We all want to be in love with a wonderful person. Most of the time, we're in love with an ordinary person sharing wonderful moments. Sustaining a relationship requires effort. Mind blowing, toe curling, leave you breathless intimacy with someone is a bonus (insert girlish giggle followed by wistful sigh here).PHOTO OPS: I've always preferred to be behind the camera. Oddly enough my image does not appear in photos(insert eerie Dark Shadows music here). It is MY preference not to post photographs that I feel lack a certain degree of decorum. That's MY personal policy. I've noticed that some people are very photogenic and in person, not so much. Conversely, individuals that may not be Vogue cover material in a *** very attractive in person.’-on-the- Glass blowing of course, followed by a little bocce and a picnic featuring a game of lawn darts. Maybe I'll bring my View Master and we'll share an enchanted moment. *******Ok meetvilleers, let's be clear on this. My definition of athletic is pictured above. I spent 10 years as a competitive athlete and 23 years as an *** the same field. I'm overweight, not obese, and not athletic. I've a clear idea of the distinctions and the ability, knowledge, and desire to affect a change in my physical fitness level.******** *****Frequently, the audio for the meetville chat feature will sound off, although NO ACTUAL chat window is accessible to respond.***** We ask a simple questionAnd that is all we wish:Are fishermen all liars?Or do only liars fish?